I like to make fun of people just because of the media they like, as if media defines us. I like to dis "scenesters" and "hipsters" even though I've never heard of the bands they like - hey, I don't need to eat shit to know it tastes bad, right! I believe that the worlds of "music that fucking rocks" and "music that's smart" are totally separate and will never meet in the same room. Hipsters only like pussy rock and roll, like Creedence Clearwater Revival or The Rolling Stones or The Who. I like watching sweaty guys fondle their guitars and grunt because I'm obsessed with both latent homosexual desires and feces.