Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they thoroughly PISSED ME OFF. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ASS that I may have to kiss tomorrow; and if I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are intentionally trying to drive me crazy, just remember that it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 14 to say "FUCK OFF"