...the very bad song was recorded by Jean Beauvoir (i believe that is the correct spelling, or very close). He was one of those "professional hit song writers" that would be brought in to help struggling bands, you know, write hit songs. KISS (among others) utilized his services in their glorious mid-to-late 80s era.
The song comes from the Cobra soundtrack (bad movie featuring Sly Stallone) in case you'd like to pick it up.