Guess The Poster


Posted by Miss Cleo , Aug 19,2001,10:22   MetroBlab
Which frequent Metroblab poster recently popped the question, will ring, to someone they were not even dating?

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 Guess The Poster

Re: Guess The Poster -- Miss Cleo
Posted by Rev. Jack ® , Aug 19,2001,13:30   MetroBlab
Ah wis mindin' mah oan biz, settin' up next to they pool wi' mah mate JJJ. Ah say "mate", but eh's really more ay a doss cunt, a real piece ay work. Eh's a mate an' all, but.

So up comes this ab-so-lutely brilliant fuckin' bird. Good bit ay tit oan it. She's there wi' some wee cunt whae doesnae even have a scruff o' hair oan 'is whole chest. An absolute wanker.

So JJJ, eh's mindin' of 'is last ride, which tae be perfectly honest wis probably yonks an' yonks ago, but eh's makin' out like eh just goat 'is hole the other night doon on they Nashville strip. Anyway, eh's goat all worked up cause this wee lassie has a can ay pepper spray oan her keychain, likes.

So out ay nowhere, completely fuckin' blue sky ah mean, eh throws down 'is Heineken an walks right up to lassie, too fuckin' right, an' asks ehr to fuckin' well marry 'im an all! Ah's losin it, bustin' a gut an all, thinkin' eh's well fucked offay that German bevvy. Mind, eh never could hold 'is bevvy, but.