The MisAdventures of Lolita and Bob


Posted by Lolita and Bob , Aug 18,2001,11:50   MetroBlab

Lolita: Look at that guy over there, Bob, on the other end of the pool...

Bob: Yeah, Lolita, he's eying your keychain mace...

Lolita: That ain't all he's eying, Bob...

Bob: You're right! What a guy!

Lolita: Are you gonna protect me?

Bob: From what? He looks to be a polite sort of fella.

Lolita: Females have it soooooooooooooooo bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob: Shut up, bitch.



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Julia's Jaded Jester-- the Final Post

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The MisAdventures of Lolita and Bob -- Lolita and Bob
Posted by Julias Jaded Jester ® , Aug 18,2001,12:49   MetroBlab

You guys will be glad to know that I have reconsidered active participation in the forum and found any efforts here lacking in possible good, therefore I'm leaving for better boards in cyberspace.

My thanks to all the folks who truly realized that it is possible to care about issues, and who realized that the angle was genuine.

Via condios...

Julia's Jaded Jester


The Final Post? We can only hope.

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Julia's Jaded Jester-- the Final Post -- Julias Jaded Jester
Posted by Gene Harrogate ® , Aug 20,2001,09:48   MetroBlab

Good ridance, wacko.

~Gene Harrogate


PS: Special thanks to Lolita and Bob

--modified at Mon, Aug 20, 2001, 09:49:13


The Final Post? We can only hope.

Re:
The Final Post? We can only hope. -- Gene Harrogate
Posted by Eggman , Aug 22,2001,02:40   MetroBlab

You misspelled "riddance," genius.

The Final Post? We can only hope.

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The Final Post? We can only hope. -- Eggman
Posted by Gene Harrogate ® , Aug 22,2001,09:00   MetroBlab

Yeah, I noticed that. I think I was caught up in the exuberance, asshole.

~Gene Harrogate


The Final Post? Here's the bait!

Re:
The Final Post? We can only hope. -- Gene Harrogate
Posted by Scaramanga ® , Aug 20,2001,10:03   MetroBlab

Hey Gene, whattya say you and I go down and pick up a few incoming freshmen co-eds at Humes and take them back to your place and show 'em what a stuffed marlin is really for!

I'll bring the rope, you bring the ether. Ok? Good.


--modified at Mon, Aug 20, 2001, 10:04:17


The Final Post? Here's the bait!

Re:
The Final Post? Here's the bait! -- Scaramanga
Posted by Gene Harrogate ® , Aug 20,2001,12:16   MetroBlab

WooHoo! Ether and co-eds -- isn't that what living is really all about? Best watch out for the one's with mace, though. That stuff stings. But now that there's no one around who really cares, it'll be like shooting fish in a barrel! Thank goodness the heats off. I'll get Chandra out of the trunk and it'll be a party!

~Gene Harrogate


The Final Post? Here's the bait!

Re:
The Final Post? Here's the bait! -- Gene Harrogate
Posted by Scaramanga ® , Aug 20,2001,12:27   MetroBlab

yeah, how many roofies did you give her anyway? She should have woken up by now.

The Final Post? Here's the bait!

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The Final Post? Here's the bait! -- Scaramanga
Posted by Gene Harrogate ® , Aug 20,2001,13:11   MetroBlab

how many roofies did you give her anyway?

3 in the morning and 3 at night, mixed with her Purina Hostage Chow.

~Gene Harrogate


har. I say HAR!

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The Final Post? Here's the bait! -- Gene Harrogate
Posted by WTG , Aug 20,2001,21:49   MetroBlab

Purina Hostage Chow?
Damn classy & sissy men on this board.

Gene is king of the board today. That is all.



Julia's Jaded Jester-- the Final Post

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Julia's Jaded Jester-- the Final Post -- Julias Jaded Jester
Posted by The Big Kiss-Off , Aug 18,2001,22:57   MetroBlab

Always love a good farewell post. So delightfully ridiculous. After all, why not just not post anymore? Oh, the drama.

Julia's Jaded Jester-- the Final Post

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Julia's Jaded Jester-- the Final Post -- Julias Jaded Jester
Posted by Rev. Jack ® , Aug 18,2001,16:11   MetroBlab

Since I know for a stone cold fact that you'll be coming back to read the responses to your "last post":

My thanks to all the folks who truly realized that it is possible to care about issues, and who realized that the angle was genuine.

That your angle is genuine has never been in question. We know that you really believe the things you say. That is why most people here think you're a wacko.

I think the word I'm looking for is "misguided".