Dear Metro Pulse people,


Posted by Celestial Dung ® , Aug 17,2001,22:39   MetroBlab
Hi I am Celestial Dung. I am very sick because I ate too much cake for my Birthday. Very sugary. I liked it but it made me sick.

My big brother Dedboi says that when you are sick people will give you stuff. I don't want much. I just want Tiny Sepuku to come back. He is my favorite.

Mommy says might have to go to the hospital to get the sugar pumped out of me. I will be very sad. Seeing Tiny Sepuku again will make me happy.

If you do this for me I promise to read every bit of your paper. Even the parts I don't understand.

Thank you for reading a letter from a sick kid.

Celestial Dung.


Followups


 Dear sick Dung,

Re: Dear Metro Pulse people, -- Celestial Dung
Posted by martini ® , Aug 18,2001,14:29   MetroBlab
Tiny Sepuku will be back. I promise. The calendar has just been longer than usual and the space available tinier than usual. Unfortunately, TS is one of the first things that gets pulled to make some more room to list all of the stuff that's going on in Knoxville in any given week. And who says there's nothing to do?

Rest assured, tho, that we're doing our very, very, very best to bring you all the Sepuku you desire.

Thanks for reading, even the hard parts,
-Adrienne

Thank you ma'am.

Re: Dear sick Dung, -- martini
Posted by Celestial Dung ® , Aug 18,2001,18:30   MetroBlab
I feel better now.

Sepuku will be back and I will be all smiles.

Happy Happy, Joy Joy.

Dear Metro Pulse people,

Re: Dear Metro Pulse people, -- Celestial Dung
Posted by Flamer #9 , Aug 18,2001,12:01   MetroBlab
Shut the fuck up dumbass.
Dear Metro Pulse people,

Re: Dear Metro Pulse people, -- Celestial Dung
Posted by Belle ® , Aug 18,2001,11:54   MetroBlab
I missed Tiny, too. :)

Feel better before tonight, CD!
Belle