A New Calling For JJJ?


Posted by Scary ® , Aug 17,2001,02:43   MetroBlab

Here are a few more bandwagons "Mr." JJJ might want to beat the drum for:

Percentage of CPR attempts depicted on television that save the patient's life : 67

Percentage in real life that do : 15


Percentage of Americans who believe they have never eaten genetically modified food : 70


Chance that a processed food in a U.S. grocery store contains genetically modified ingredients : 1 in 2


Chance that a commercial multivitamin does not contain the vitamin levels promised on its packaging : 1 in 3


Estimated percentage of Tibetan children whose growth has been stunted by malnutrition : 50


Change, in inches, in the average height of a Japanese eleven-year-old since 1950 : +6

Rank of cancer and suicide, respectively, among the top causes of death of Japanese bureaucrats last year : 1, 2

Chance that a case of cancer diagnosed in the U.S. last year was a skin cancer : 1 in 2

Chance that an American will develop skin cancer in his or her lifetime : 1 in 5

Number of nudist clubs, resorts, and campgrounds in the U.S. : 233


Average monthly viewership of NakedNews.com, a Canadian website whose anchors strip while reading the news : 6,000,000


Number of Russian news organizations that were sent a press release in February touting a fake company : 21


--modified at Fri, Aug 17, 2001, 02:45:01