Scary's rant


Posted by Myra ® , Aug 09,2001,08:59   MetroBlab

I'm almost speechless - my eyes are about crossed from reading all that. Perhaps Scary should consider spending more time with humans and a little less time with computers.

As for the Rolling Stone issue, burn them. Perhaps you could turn them into tiki torches.

Bookstores? Though it contradicts my first statement that you could spend less time with your computer -- since your tastes and needs are more specific and do not gel necessarily with the mass populus -- you should search online to satisfy your needs.

Colleges? I concur. Too many frat parties and excuses not to learn and too many profs. that let it go and make it ok to be a dumb jock or a dumb greek. Discipline. That's what we need more of, discipline. Then perhaps we could get past the statistical average education level of the 8th grade.

Music/artistry? Again I concur, and I believe that rant stands alone.

My only further suggestion is that you might find one to one communication more satisfying. I know I do.


Followups



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Scary's rant -- Myra
Posted by Frank and Ernest , Aug 09,2001,13:01   MetroBlab

Frank: You know what? I don't even read Scary's posts anymore.

Ernest: Me either. He's degenerated into complete irrelevancy and dementia.

Frank: Shame.

Ernest: Let's go get a taco.


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Scary's rant -- Frank and Ernest
Posted by Hi and Louis , Aug 09,2001,14:00   MetroBlab

Hi: You know what?, Frank and Ernest are still smoking crack.

Louis: They sure are. Since when did they have anything relevant to say?

Hi: Beats me.

Louis: Well, I guess they're just tired of eating Scary's corn tacos!

Both: HA HA HA HA HA HA


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Scary's rant -- Hi and Louis
Posted by Frank and Ernest , Aug 09,2001,14:18   MetroBlab

Frank: Look what we did, we must have hurt Scary's feelings.

Ernest: Didn't his mommy teach him not to lash out?

Frank: Maybe he doesn't have one.

Both: Har! Har har har!


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Scary's rant -- Frank and Ernest
Posted by Funky Winkerbean and Crankshaft , Aug 09,2001,15:06   MetroBlab

Funky: You know Crankshaft, every morning since 1972 I've been riding your bus.

Crankshaft: Eh? What's your point?

Funky: Well, since 1975 Frank and Ernest have been homeless and dirty. They are always eating Scary's corn tacos! I guess they must like picking it out of their teeth!

Both: HA HA HA HA HA HA


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Scary's rant -- Funky Winkerbean and Crankshaft
Posted by Frank and Ernest , Aug 09,2001,15:48   MetroBlab

Frank: Do you remember '75, old boy?

Ernest: Do I ever! That was the year I ate seven hits of bad acid and thought I was a goat for four months!

Frank: Let's go down to Gasoline Alley for a while.

Ernest: I hear they have good tacos.


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Scary's rant -- Myra
Posted by Myrafan , Aug 09,2001,09:38   MetroBlab

I'm just glad you're back on the 'blab. Are you still in the Witness Protection Program?

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Scary's rant -- Myrafan
Posted by Myra ® , Aug 09,2001,11:33   MetroBlab

LOL, Yes, I am still in protection as much as I can be. My new job comes with some major responsibilites and as a result, my identity and location are beginning to leak out.

Great Googly Moogly

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Scary's rant -- Myrafan
Posted by Scaramanga ® , Aug 09,2001,10:24   MetroBlab

I said, with a lead. Lead filled snowshoe. He said peekaboo. Macy fucking Gray can't even sing! Nor can she remember the words for the fucking Star Spangled Banner! SHAME! Even more shame than that which was placed on Lance should be reserved for these fucking weak assed fuckers that "do it for mom" and fuck it all up.

Don't Stop!

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Great Googly Moogly -- Scaramanga
Posted by KnoXXX , Aug 09,2001,15:34   MetroBlab

Goddamn! You have got to be the sexiest blabber since the MetroBlab began. Please don't ever ever stop. I find it exhilirating!