| Posted by SnM , Aug 08,2001,16:22 | MetroBlab |
Here's a couple of ideas:
"She's Got a Mace Can on Her Key Chain...
...and She's Bracin' for a Heartache"
...and a Heart Full of Hurtin'"
...and Her Fist in Your Face"
...and Her Foot in His Crotch"
You get the idea.
Let the games begin!
| Posted by Moaning Lisa , Aug 09,2001,11:35 | MetroBlab |
I don't care if she's an Eta Theta Pi
I just want to get a look at that thigh
All meat, all sweet
With a dimple up high
I don't mind if she's a little on the rag
I just know that she'll never be a drag
Uninspired or too wired
Always up for a gag
She's got a mace can on her key chain
And a Beanie Baby on her rear view mirror
Her lovely face can fill my pea brain
You'd find out too if you could just get near her
| Posted by Mike , Aug 08,2001,16:41 | MetroBlab |
"...and a pistol in my face."
"...and cheap whiskey on her breath."
"...and her stockings in a wad."
"...but her undies on the floor."
"...and a beer can in her hand."
"...and a shotgun in her heart."
She's got a mace can on her key chain,
says she won't get burned ay-gaaaain...
oooohhhhhhh she's got a mace can on her key chain,
she sprayed my heaaaaart...
ow. (badump-bump) That smarts.
| Posted by Scary Girl ® , Aug 08,2001,16:28 | MetroBlab |
...and she stole my truck in the pouring rain.
...I just ain't got nothing left to sang!
...and pepperspray in her heart.
...and mama thinks she's too young for me.
...since I served time she's been funny.
...I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
...cause I've met all my wives in traffic jams.
...isnstead of my class 'rang.'
| Posted by Francisco Scaramanga ® , Aug 08,2001,16:42 | MetroBlab |
Other fine selections on this disc include, "I'll Write About You!" - A tribute to feminists EVERYWHERE, "Jester" which describes his intense mentality his therapist cannot define in rational language, & "West End Girls" - yep, a remake of that famous Pet Shop Boys classic as a tribute to the chicas in West Tennessee.
I could go on but we don;t want to spoil the surprises in wait! Pick up your copy today!
Caution: If you have previously filed suit, restraint orders, or taken any legal action against the jaded jester it may not be legal in all 50 states to acquire this masterpiece.
| Posted by jessefox , Aug 08,2001,16:40 | MetroBlab |
I just want to give her my love and affection
but I cain't get around that order of protection
She's got a mace can on her key chain
And she won't open her door
She's got a mace can on her key chain
She won't see me no more
If she'd just let me in as far as the foyer
But every time I ask, she just calls her lawyer
She's got a mace can on her key chain
Where my key used to be
| Posted by jessefox , Aug 08,2001,17:23 | MetroBlab |
jfm
| Posted by Julias Jaded Jester ® , Aug 08,2001,20:36 | MetroBlab |
what can I tell ya the phrases just roll off the assembly line...
If it'll make some folks entertained, go for it.
There's plenty more where that came from, so stay tuned.
| Posted by Funkless ® , Aug 09,2001,00:55 | MetroBlab |
Well, I'm checking in on MY girlfriend tonight.
--Funkless
| Posted by ScaraMANga ® , Aug 08,2001,16:39 | MetroBlab |