JJJ sez...


Posted by Hunter Rose ® , Aug 08,2001,13:58   MetroBlab

I'm a perfectly normal, heterosexual guy.

Sorry, JJJ, but "normal" is defined by a jury of your peers, not by yourself. If everyone has the right to label themselves "normal" based on what they believe to be true, then every insane person in the world is "normal". After all, the crown jewel of mental disorder is the belief that you don't have any mental disorder.

As for the "heterosexual" thing, I think you're that special kind of obsessive hetero that only means you have some slight homo leanings and refuse to acknowledge them. I'm not saying you're "bisexual" - just that very few people in the world are "perfectly" heterosexual, and those that are certainly don't worry so much about it that they constantly make it known. I bet you were a mama's boy, and now you have to say "Look ma, I'm straight! Really!" all the time.


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counselor, your psychoanalysis falls short a little...

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JJJ sez... -- Hunter Rose
Posted by Julias Jaded Jester ® , Aug 08,2001,20:34   MetroBlab

No Hunter, 'normal' is NOT defined by my peers.

And I'd never include some of the bozos that flame each other here to BE peers. I'd include a few of the posters here, but certainly NOT all of them, especially some of the foul mouthed Scary Girl types, or some jerk who works in a used record store and lives at home with mamma, working Wednesdays pulling levers on a Sound Board, and sneaking around smoking pot trying to look cool in a college town. He claims to play bass, and PLAYING is all he can do with it.

There's NOTHING at all about me that is obsessive, either. If a man CARES that the world we live in is way too violent for the opposite gender, is he ALLOWED to voice some moral outrage at it? Or must he accept it post haste, and never even mention it so that all the fellas will think he's cool. If the definition of normal is the latter one of acceptance, then I refuse normalcy in your eyes.

The reason that I said I was hetero was due to the numerous insults which have been tossed my way, and I did it to clarify.

I'm not a mamma's boy, either; again counselor... your analysis fails.
But the tall cool one who is a drummer, and the sidekick known as the Jester, will be road tripping the I-40 yellow brick road eastward at some point this fall, and you'll get your chance to see me in a Knox bar having a good time; perhaps then you'll care to share your psychoanalysis with me face to face. I'd be willing to bet that 'mammas boy' won't be in your vocabulary if I'm two feet in front of you.



counselor, your psychoanalysis falls short a little...

Re:
counselor, your psychoanalysis falls short a little... -- Julias Jaded Jester
Posted by Hunter Rose ® , Aug 09,2001,01:53   MetroBlab

I'd be willing to bet that 'mammas boy' won't be in your vocabulary if I'm two feet in front of you.

I don't know how simply I have to say this:

You claim to hate any form of male violence against females.

You just threatened me with violence.

You are a hypocrite, a freak, and a goddamn weird son of a bitch. Good day, sir.



your psychoanalysis falls dismally short, Hunter

Re:
counselor, your psychoanalysis falls short a little... -- Hunter Rose
Posted by Julias Jaded Jester ® , Aug 09,2001,02:15   MetroBlab

I did no such thing. I said I don't think you'll call me that if I am standing in front of you.

And I am NOT a hypocrite, OR a freak, or a weird son of a bitch; I'm a perfectly normal, hetero single male just AS I TOLD YOU I WAS...

but here's a thought for you-- DEBATE the merits of what i have to say and stop the psychoanalysis, Hunter.

If you think what I have to say is off base, then state WHY you feel that way; stop the petty insults because I can and will patiently slamdunk them to the ground. All of your insults are not true, man-- I'm NOT a mammas boy, or gay, or unemployed, or obsessive, or reactionary, or a freak, or a hypocrite, or ANY of what you have labelled me.

I'm an ordinary guy.


your psychoanalysis falls dismally short, Hunter

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your psychoanalysis falls dismally short, Hunter -- Julias Jaded Jester
Posted by Hunter Rose ® , Aug 09,2001,13:29   MetroBlab

I said I don't think you'll call me that if I am standing in front of you.

Right. And why not? What else could you have meant besides "You'll see that I'm a Big Man and you'll be a coward"? It's violence, no matter how you slice it - domination.

And I am NOT a hypocrite, OR a freak, or a weird son of a bitch; I'm a perfectly normal, hetero single male just AS I TOLD YOU I WAS...

I don't know how simply I have to say this:

No one - not you, not me, not Charles Manson, no one - has the ability to declare themselves "normal". The vast majority of people who are insane believe that they are normal. This is a fact. Please explain to me exactly how you have the objective knowledge that you're "normal".

DEBATE the merits of what i have to say

There you go again with your dementia. You actually want to fight and argue - yet you categorically refuse to ever be wrong. No one is right all the time. Anyone even halfway intelligent should be capable of admitting when they're wrong. So, again, we come back to your lack of sex life - you want to "fight" people and "win" - in other words, you want to "fuck" and "be on top". You want to be the Big Nuts. And you are, my friend. You are the Biggest Nut I've ever read on the internet - ever. You're weirder than Geir Hongro, Papa Joe Mama, "The Loser Living Upstairs", The guy who wrote "The Loser Living Upstairs", and Kibo combined!

--modified at Thu, Aug 09, 2001, 13:30:39


your psychoanalysis falls dismally short, Hunter

Re:
your psychoanalysis falls dismally short, Hunter -- Julias Jaded Jester
Posted by plum ® , Aug 09,2001,13:15   MetroBlab

will patiently slamdunk them to the ground

sounds like a threat of physical violence to me. too bad your such a momma's boy that you can't attempt to carry out this threat. grab the little drummer boy and come on over. betcha a $100 i'll call you momma's boy to your face.


Proffesser PLUM's : JJJ to Blabber Translations

Re:
counselor, your psychoanalysis falls short a little... -- Julias Jaded Jester
Posted by plum ® , Aug 09,2001,00:13   MetroBlab

VOL. 1

No Hunter, 'normal' is NOT defined by my peers.

Most are too stupid to read a dictionary

And I'd never include some of the bozos that flame each other here to BE peers

oh i'd like it ever-so-much if the bigger boys would be my friend.

I'd include a few of the posters here, but certainly NOT all of them, especially some of the foul mouthed Scary Girl types

reminds me too much of mother during that horrible summer before my little brother jaded janine was born.

or some jerk who works in a used record store and lives at home with mamma

i think this is something about scary needing to evict his mother? not sure. will have to consult the IDOITISMS By Dubya

working Wednesdays pulling levers on a Sound Board

it's not the levers that hurt ya, it's the do-dads. gotta watch the do-dads

and sneaking around smoking pot trying to look cool in a college town.

some one alert KNS. sounds like news to me. POT SMOKED IN COLLEGE TOWN ! oh the horrors. lock up you women (so they are nice & safe. and arm them with mace)

He claims to play bass, and PLAYING is all he can do with it.

sorry lost it again. Prof. Scary?

There's NOTHING at all about me that is obsessive, either.

now leave me and my barbies alone !

If a man CARES that the world we live in is way too violent for the opposite gender, is he ALLOWED to voice some moral outrage at it?

whoops, i'm sorry. WHAT IS If a man CARES that the world we live in is way too violent for the opposite gender, is he ALLOWED to voice some moral outrage at it?
worst pick-up line used in memphis bars for a $1000, alex

Or must he accept it post haste, and never even mention it so that all the fellas will think he's cool.

cause if there is one thing the lolitas dig it's 'cool', man.

If the definition of normal is the latter one of acceptance, then I refuse normalcy in your eyes.

N/T - no translation.

The reason that I said I was hetero was due to the numerous insults which have been tossed my way, and I did it to clarify.

I will NOT be marching in this year's Memphis Gay Pride Parade. nor participating in the miss male memphis contest, until you-know-who apologizes

I'm not a mamma's boy, either; again counselor... your analysis fails.

Mother says i'm all grown up now and can go on a 'real date' soon, what do you know, ya quack?

But the tall cool one who is a drummer, and the sidekick known as the Jester, will be road tripping the I-40 yellow brick road eastward at some point this fall, and you'll get your chance to see me in a Knox bar having a good time

drummer and poet looking to start band. must be willing to travel eastern TN and love to party. Must be willing to work for beer (just until we complete the demos. then it's the big time for us.). sensitive hoss types only.

perhaps then you'll care to share your psychoanalysis with me face to face

why oh why do i use ww.head-shrink.net? why did my last therapist stop seeing me? does she think i came on to strong? i was just trying to protect her.

I'd be willing to bet that 'mammas boy' won't be in your vocabulary if I'm two feet in front of you

this is a known fact. when standing within two feet of JJJ, thoughts can and probably WILL drift from 'momma's boy' to thoughts of "what's that smell"? and "who farted"?

hitch up lil' joe to the wagon hoss and come on over !
the party is awaitin'!

--modified at Thu, Aug 09, 2001, 00:24:11


not even worth responding to, a waste of reading time...n/t

Re:
Proffesser PLUM's : JJJ to Blabber Translations -- plum
Posted by Julias Jaded Jester ® , Aug 09,2001,02:19   MetroBlab

nm

As most of your posts are... n/t

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not even worth responding to, a waste of reading time...n/t -- Julias Jaded Jester
Posted by Hunter Rose ® , Aug 09,2001,13:32   MetroBlab

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JJJ sez...

Re:
JJJ sez... -- Hunter Rose
Posted by plum ® , Aug 08,2001,14:05   MetroBlab

but "normal" is defined by a jury of your peers

doesn't that make us as crazy as him?


JJJ sez...

Re:
JJJ sez... -- plum
Posted by martini ® , Aug 08,2001,14:15   MetroBlab

doesn't that make us as crazy as him?

Think about it--even among this board of freaks, geeks, and genuine oddballs (and I mean all of that in the nicest way possible), JJJ sticks out like a Grade A wacko. This "group of peers" probably has some pretty loose definitions of normal yet still pauses a bit with Mr Jester. That alone should be a big fat flag of some sort of reddish color, waving wildly.


JJJ sez...

Re:
JJJ sez... -- martini
Posted by plum ® , Aug 08,2001,14:31   MetroBlab

yeah he makes scary look normal.

i'm off the figure out which party i'm voting in: freaks or oddballs?


JJJ sez...

Re:
JJJ sez... -- martini
Posted by Rev. Jack ® , Aug 08,2001,14:24   MetroBlab

Careful there, m., now JJJ is going to accuse you of being a man in disguise.

Come to think of it, JJJ seems to have lots of issues with "men pretending to be women"...

Hmmm...

I think I know why he's so aggressively hetero, Hunter. Three words. The Crying Game.