Hey Gene, who's putting all these children on the net???


Posted by Celestial Dung ® , Aug 05,2001,18:13   MetroBlab

At first I thought it was a Salon thing. read an article and everytime the world Children, or child, or anything dealing with the little brats comes up the word is linked to a child related web site.

So far I have found this on Salon and Internet Infidels that I know for sure. Found it on a few others sites that I've surfed and forgotten.


What gives with all the children? New campain?


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Hey Gene, who's putting all these children on the net??? -- Celestial Dung
Posted by Dedboi ® , Aug 06,2001,12:44   MetroBlab

If you wanna keep your site free from smart you can disable them. http://www.glassdog.com/smarttags/ There's a tag listed there (along with some more info) that will disable smart tags. You do have to put it in the head each page but at least it is an option.

Hey Gene, who's putting all these children on the net???

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Hey Gene, who's putting all these children on the net??? -- Celestial Dung
Posted by Ian ® , Aug 05,2001,20:37   MetroBlab

Which version of IE are you using? Sounds like "smart tags."

Soon, everybody.

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Hey Gene, who's putting all these children on the net??? -- Ian
Posted by Gene Harrogate ® , Aug 06,2001,09:43   MetroBlab

The esteemed Mr. Blackburn is likely correct here, though Micro$oft has decided to table Smart Tags (at least in their next "official" release of IE, If you picked up a beta, you can still turn it off in your config).

But they're not the only ones who are pulling off this insideous little deed.

The software developers of EZula have created some dispicable slutware called TOPtext, shipping as part of the standard install on some packages like KaZaa, a file-sharing software, that has a similar function. Expect more.

~Gene Harrogate


Hey Gene, who's putting all these children on the net???

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Hey Gene, who's putting all these children on the net??? -- Celestial Dung
Posted by absolut mandrin , Aug 05,2001,18:19   MetroBlab

huh? explain.

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Hey Gene, who's putting all these children on the net??? -- absolut mandrin
Posted by Celestial Dung ® , Aug 05,2001,18:21   MetroBlab

It's insididious I tell you. insidious.

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Posted by absolut mandrin , Aug 05,2001,18:21   MetroBlab

Why are you looking up children?

I'm not....

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Posted by Celestial Dung ® , Aug 05,2001,18:25   MetroBlab

it's just whereever there's a n article thatm etnions child, children, did or any other damned brat there's a link to it. Just got it explained to me. Interent expolorer fuctions has something to do with it.

If your not using interent explorer your probably not seeing it.



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Posted by Jimmy Beam , Aug 05,2001,18:25   MetroBlab

It works! It also works when you type pussy! Everytime I type the word pussy, I am sent to lots of sites that showcase pussy!

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Posted by Pickle_The_Cat , Aug 05,2001,20:25   MetroBlab

sure sure..run of the mill pussy shows up..but have you visited www.livenudecats.com?

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Posted by Jimmy Beam , Aug 05,2001,22:07   MetroBlab

STOP CAT PORN TODAY! YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE!

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Posted by plum ® , Aug 06,2001,02:35   MetroBlab

hell no. i encourage cat porn. anyone who wants to put on a porn show at the cat please let me know. i'll have to clear it thru benny first, but i'm sure he'll agree. this offer not valid to monkey-men or panda-shaped people.

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Posted by but? , Aug 06,2001,19:49   MetroBlab

When Rev. Jack asked you before Blue Cats opened if there would be porn you said no because no one would want to sing or handle a mike that your cum-soaked hands had previously touched. Where does the sanity end for you people>?

Kitten Pie

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Posted by Morris , Aug 06,2001,20:39   MetroBlab

Wasn't there a link posted here awhile back for a band called Kitten Pie? What was the link?

well that explains..

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Posted by o_h , Aug 06,2001,19:16   MetroBlab

the line of people with kitty carriers out front..

sniff, nobody believes meeeee

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Posted by Celestial Dung ® , Aug 05,2001,18:27   MetroBlab

Nobody thinks I"m seeing what I'm seeing. Im not goign crazy it's the voice in my ehad that's gone crazy but I'm not crazy because it's not my time to go crazy yet becasue it's not the right year to see things and I don't wanna go crazy becaause I don't see things unless I want to see them and nobody beleives me.

sniff, nobody believes meeeee

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sniff, nobody believes meeeee -- Celestial Dung
Posted by Jack Daniels, the voice of assurance , Aug 05,2001,18:32   MetroBlab

We believe you. But we like to look up pussy more than children. However, pussy is not a word as commonly seen as children, so I guess we are just a bunch of pervs.

They're called Internet Keywords, and we think they're dandy. Dung, IE is scary.


crickets and mosquitos and spiders, oh my!

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sniff, nobody believes meeeee -- Jack Daniels, the voice of assurance
Posted by Buggin You , Aug 05,2001,18:35   MetroBlab

You can find Bug Juice on the Jones site. I have not tried it.

YUM!