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Re: Planet of the Apes -- Stumped
I spent the movie sipping whiskey with a giggly, comely waitress on my arm. Don't remember the movie, but it made a hell of a lot of sense to me.--Funkless
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Re: Planet of the Apes -- Funkless
"I spent the movie sipping whiskey with a giggly, comely waitress on my arm. Don't remember the movie, but it made a hell of a lot of sense to me."Is that you Ian Roach? Sure sounds like you... MS
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Re: Planet of the Apes -- Funkless
| Posted by shitboy , Aug 05,2001,04:05 |
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Knoxville guitar legend Don Rutherford made all those ape masks! That's what I heard, but I failed to see his name in the credits. What's up with that shit? If not, then what's he up to, besides residing in the "where is he now file".
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Re: Planet of the Apes -- shitboy
| Posted by Scaramanga ® , Aug 05,2001,10:46 |
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Don sold his soul to the Devil back in '91. True story. To see him today, after he has been "saved" is quite a shock.
BTW: The ape head is on Lincoln.
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Re: Planet of the Apes -- Stumped
| Posted by Hunter Rose ® , Aug 04,2001,16:28 |
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It's something like this - by deciding to go back to the future, Marky Mark undid everything he did in the movie - so General Thayed, the Tom Roth guy, "saved the planet" as it says on that plaque, meaning he led the army against the humans.
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Re: Planet of the Apes -- Hunter Rose
| Posted by Stumped , Aug 05,2001,14:21 |
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1) Marky Mark went back to the past, not the future (around 1975, by the look of the police cars) so how could Thade become a hero for something he couldn't do in either the past or the future (being locked forever in the bullet-proof chamber only Marky Mark could open), and in particular OUR past?
2) The actual planet of the apes was described several times as being uninhabited, and definitely NOT Earth.
3) Where the hell did the horses come from?
4) Since there were no monkeys on the space ship, why would the apes take offense at being called monkeys? They don't know from monkeys.
5) If all the people on the space ship are killed by the monkeys, as indicated by the old video, where the hell does Kristofferson and his bunch come from?
6) Why the hell was Kristofferson even in the movie? He had no role of leader or expositor, or anything. I can only assume "paycheck."
7) Still made no sense at all.
8) The only thing that made the movie better than A.I. was the incredibly wonderful dental work on the ape costumes.
9) The ending of A.I. was also incomprehensible.
10) We need to quit giving these movie makers so much money for crap.
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Re: Planet of the Apes -- Stumped
| Posted by Scaramanga ® , Aug 05,2001,23:29 |
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Yeah, especially when the Statue of Liberty is replaced by the Lincoln Monument with an ape's head instead of Lincolns.
There is your *surprise!* ending folks.
See, Scary is good for something. He just saved you fifteen fucking dollars!
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Re: Planet of the Apes -- Scaramanga
| Posted by Pickle_The_Cat , Aug 05,2001,23:54 |
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Yoda dies doesn't he?
oh my god
Re: Planet of the Apes -- Pickle_The_Cat
| Posted by plum ® , Aug 06,2001,04:00 |
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NO ! ! ! !NOT YODA ! ! ! PLEASE SAY IT AIN'T SO.
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