G, it's Goody's!


Posted by Belle ® , Jul 31,2001,16:31   MetroBlab

Last week Goody's mortified thousands of parents with the vanity type t-shirts in their sale papers for 'guys.' (They said things like 'I lie to girls').

This week it's the girls turn! Girls can now flaunt their sexuality with tees that read, 'caution, I was born bad,' 'perfect 10,' and 'warning, contents under pressure. attitude may go off causing serious injury if agitated.'

And all this time I thought my East Tn Gothic shirts were morbidly enjoyable. ;)

I like to think of what these shirts should really say. Like, 'puts on lipstick, talks on cellphone, and drives in the rain.' Or, 'i string guys along,' 'i am a tease and a bitch,' or 'my brain is in my pants. wanna see?'

I could go on and on, but it's obvious I have had little sleep.

Wholesome parents unite against such sin!

Belle


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G, it's Goody's!

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G, it's Goody's! -- Belle
Posted by johnnybroad ® , Aug 01,2001,10:17   MetroBlab

It's only tangentially related, but I saw a bumper sticker the other day that read "I'd rather be performing cunnilingus". I rather liked that one.

G, it's Goody's!

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G, it's Goody's! -- johnnybroad
Posted by Belle ® , Aug 01,2001,18:45   MetroBlab

Now that would make for one classy shirt. ;)

Belle