What I Want


Posted by Another new girl , Jul 30,2001,03:30   MetroBlab

I want a lot. I want a man. A real true blue honest enough until the sun goes down man. I don't care if he pumps gasoline or signs bills into law. He just has to be an American beer drinking, country food eating, man full of laughter and mischief. I want a man that thinks it is fun to do things most men wouldn't dare do. I want a man who understands that sometimes I just want to fuck him, and then I want to roll over and go to sleep. I want a man who won't hide me. I want a man to understand my need for privacy. I won't ask him about his secretary if he doesn't ask me about the bellsouth guy. I want a man who believes true love rarely happens, accepts it, and moves on. I want a man that will be my friend. I want a man who likes to eat a home cooked meal I made, drink a few beers, then fuck me until morning. I want a man who likes that I pay enough attention to details as I don't when it just ain't gonna matter. I want a man I can impress without trying to. I want a man I can tell my darkest fears and my deepest dreams to in the middle of the night. I want a man to think I can sing like the birds, play guitar like Chet, and dance like Madonna and I will think the same of him, whatever his fancy is. I want a man that I can tell what my occupation is. Only myself and a select few know. No, it ain't porn. I am a sophisticated bolt of energy that missed the train everyone else seemed to catch. I want a fantasy.

Followups



What I Want

Re:
What I Want -- Another new girl
Posted by Angie , Jul 30,2001,14:57   MetroBlab

I want a man just like my ex EXCEPT for the crack smoking, coke snorting, alcoholism, and violence....

I want a man I can go fishing with, watch football games with, drink beer with, have burping contests with, play PS2 racing games with.

I want a man who thinks I'm the best thing since sliced bread. Who appreciates and respects my intelligence but doesn't lose any of that respect when I get a little red neck. A man who doesn't care if I want to run around the house in ripped up blue jeans and braless t shirts...a man who doesn't get mad when I wear his shirts cause they smell like him and when I wear his boxers around the house...I love boxers....A man who loves my dog, she's a 1 1/2 year old german shephard. A man whose smile lights up his whole face.

I still wish I had my ex without his hang ups....oh well.

I'm wondering...What about men? What do men want? Really! I want to know! I want to know so that, assuming I ever let there be another next time, I can fix whatever it was I was doing wrong.


What Do You Want?

Re:
What I Want -- Angie
Posted by Guy Noir , Jul 31,2001,11:31   MetroBlab

>>>I want a man just like my ex EXCEPT for the crack smoking, coke snorting, alcoholism, and violence....<<<<

What did this loser have to offer other than drug addiction, alcoholism and violence??? Let me guess...he was a real man who ignored the rules...Good-looking in a dangerous way....great lover when he was faithful and not wasted....Great body except that he abused it all to hell...If only....Grow up, Chick!


What Do You Want?

Re:
What Do You Want? -- Guy Noir
Posted by Angie , Jul 31,2001,16:24   MetroBlab

I was being sarcastic...

I am grown up and I'm not a chick, my mother is not a chicken.

My ex had nothing to offer me, but to answer your questions...

He wasn't and isn't a REAL man.
I've had better looking he just knew the right line to BS me with at the time.
He wasn't a bad lover. He didn't use what he had to his full potential.
His body was alright, he did have a great ass though.

Next time I'll make it more clear when I'm being a sarcastic smart ass.


What Do You Want?

Re:
What Do You Want? -- Angie
Posted by B. diddy ® , Aug 01,2001,20:29   MetroBlab

An attitude like yours would drive anyone to CRACK...
Besides you had it made Angie. And as far as the lover part you know you couldnt take it..If you hadnt have screwed it all up you wouldnt be so bitter


What Do You Want?

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What Do You Want? -- Angie
Posted by Belle ® , Jul 31,2001,16:33   MetroBlab

'I am grown up and I'm not a chick, my mother is not a chicken.'

what a great way to say that. :)

Belle


What Do You Want?

Re:
What Do You Want? -- Belle
Posted by Let them eat Cake , Jul 31,2001,20:08   MetroBlab

what a great way to say that.

Ah, but is there a good way to prepare fecal matter? Is there a good way to rape babies?


What this man wants

Re:
What I Want -- Angie
Posted by tattoojay , Jul 31,2001,08:05   MetroBlab

i want my wife.
she pretty much rocks
and i pretty much worship her
we both like it that way
:)
laters
jay


What I Want

Re:
What I Want -- Another new girl
Posted by Let them eat Cake , Jul 30,2001,13:03   MetroBlab

For everything you want in a man, there's something that man would want in you.

In order to get a really interesting person, you have to be interesting yourself.

Unless you're just a selfish and self-righteous bitch.


What I Want

Re:
What I Want -- Let them eat Cake
Posted by WTG , Jul 31,2001,23:48   MetroBlab

>Unless you're just a selfish and self-righteous bitch.

Damn. There go my chances.



What I Want

Re:
What I Want -- Another new girl
Posted by Hard Yet Squishy , Jul 30,2001,12:16   MetroBlab

I can fill that void in your life. I can fill it with my respect and admiration of you. Email me at above address and we'll see what comes next.

What I Want

Re:
What I Want -- Hard Yet Squishy
Posted by MS , Jul 31,2001,16:41   MetroBlab

Hell, I can fill that void in her life too! With a big, fat, thick, hard, throbbing... oh yeah, I'm not an obnoxious asshole anymore. Almost forgot.

MS


Assholes in Disguise

Re:
What I Want -- MS
Posted by Angie , Jul 31,2001,16:56   MetroBlab

See...it's the one's that are closet assholes that get me into trouble everytime!:-)

What I Want

Re:
What I Want -- Another new girl
Posted by another pain in the ass , Jul 30,2001,04:43   MetroBlab

I want a man. I want a guy who will hear every opinion about every nuance of human existence I have and nod in agreement. I want a guy who will read my trite poetry and listen to my accoustic white-suburban-girl-angst warble songs without cringing. I want a dude who will let me nitpick every detail of his appearance and personality, and who finds me flawless. A fella who will let me talk and talk about fucking fucking fucking without me actually having to put out. Someone whose time I can unrepentantly monopolize and then complain to about how we never spend time together. A guy who would drink beer if he didn't have to drive my drunk ass from bar to bar. A buddy whose friends I can bad-mouth and cold-shoulder until they don't come around anymore. I need a mind reader.

I am a pretentious half-wit who posts garbage on Metroblab because its not quite the Singles Line. I want a slave.


What I Want

Re:
What I Want -- another pain in the ass
Posted by WTG , Jul 31,2001,23:53   MetroBlab

>>"I want a man. I want a guy who will hear every opinion about every nuance of human existence I have and nod in agreement. I want a guy who will read my trite poetry and listen to my accoustic white-suburban-girl-angst warble songs without cringing. I want a dude who will let me nitpick every detail of his appearance and personality, and who finds me flawless. A fella who will let me talk and talk about fucking fucking fucking without me actually having to put out. Someone whose time I can unrepentantly monopolize and then complain to about how we never spend time together. A guy who would drink beer if he didn't have to drive my drunk ass from bar to bar. A buddy whose friends I can bad-mouth and cold-shoulder until they don't come around anymore. I need a mind reader.
I am a pretentious half-wit who posts garbage on Metroblab because its not quite the Singles Line. I want a slave."


Congratulations! You understand marriage & sound ready for it.


What I Want

Re:
What I Want -- another pain in the ass
Posted by MS , Jul 30,2001,12:04   MetroBlab

"I am a pretentious half-wit who posts garbage on Metroblab because its not quite the Singles Line. I want a slave. "

Now I think that's just a little harsh. Do I sense a faint whiff of cynicism? Been hurt before? Had your heart ripped out by the claws of some filthy slut? Well guess what, ME TOO, but you won't find me rejecting every other woman who wants to lay it on the line. This chick felt secure enough to post her feelings about what kind of man she REALLY wants, while admitting that it's a fantasy. No one man can be ALL that stuff, but some can come close. Hell, I'm pretty close to that if you take away the guitar playing like Chet Atkins and singing like a bird (I do sing but not very well). And as far as the stuff about fucking goes, well, I think I can handle that too...

MS


What I Want

Re:
What I Want -- MS
Posted by Let them eat Cake , Jul 30,2001,13:05   MetroBlab

Hell, I'm pretty close to that if you take away the guitar playing like Chet Atkins and singing like a bird (I do sing but not very well). And as far as the stuff about fucking goes, well, I think I can handle that too...

Reminder: this is not the Singles Line.


What I Want

Re:
What I Want -- Let them eat Cake
Posted by MS , Jul 31,2001,16:38   MetroBlab

"Reminder: this is not the Singles Line"

And your point is?

Reminder: this is a public BBS

MS


What I Want

Re:
What I Want -- Another new girl
Posted by another pain in the ass , Jul 30,2001,04:40   MetroBlab

I want a man. I want a guy who will hear every opinion about every nuance of human existence I have and nod in agreement. I want a guy who will read my trite poetry and listen to my accoustic white-suburban-girl-angst warble songs without cringing. I want a dude who will let me nitpick every detail of his appearance and personality, and who finds me flawless. A fella who will let me talk and talk about fucking fucking fucking without me actually having to put out. Someone whose time I can unrepentantly monopolize and then complain to about how we never spend time together. A guy who would drink beer if he didn't have to drive my drunk ass from bar to bar. A buddy whose friends I can bad-mouth and cold-shoulder until they don't come around anymore. I need a mind reader.

I am a pretentious half-wit who posts garbage on Metroblab because its not quite the Singles Line. I want a slave.