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Re: What I Want -- Another new girl
I want a man just like my ex EXCEPT for the crack smoking, coke snorting, alcoholism, and violence....I want a man I can go fishing with, watch football games with, drink beer with, have burping contests with, play PS2 racing games with. I want a man who thinks I'm the best thing since sliced bread. Who appreciates and respects my intelligence but doesn't lose any of that respect when I get a little red neck. A man who doesn't care if I want to run around the house in ripped up blue jeans and braless t shirts...a man who doesn't get mad when I wear his shirts cause they smell like him and when I wear his boxers around the house...I love boxers....A man who loves my dog, she's a 1 1/2 year old german shephard. A man whose smile lights up his whole face. I still wish I had my ex without his hang ups....oh well. I'm wondering...What about men? What do men want? Really! I want to know! I want to know so that, assuming I ever let there be another next time, I can fix whatever it was I was doing wrong.
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Re: What I Want -- Angie
| Posted by Guy Noir , Jul 31,2001,11:31 |
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>>>I want a man just like my ex EXCEPT for the crack smoking, coke snorting, alcoholism, and violence....<<<<What did this loser have to offer other than drug addiction, alcoholism and violence??? Let me guess...he was a real man who ignored the rules...Good-looking in a dangerous way....great lover when he was faithful and not wasted....Great body except that he abused it all to hell...If only....Grow up, Chick!
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Re: What Do You Want? -- Guy Noir
I was being sarcastic...I am grown up and I'm not a chick, my mother is not a chicken. My ex had nothing to offer me, but to answer your questions... He wasn't and isn't a REAL man. I've had better looking he just knew the right line to BS me with at the time. He wasn't a bad lover. He didn't use what he had to his full potential. His body was alright, he did have a great ass though. Next time I'll make it more clear when I'm being a sarcastic smart ass.
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Re: What Do You Want? -- Angie
An attitude like yours would drive anyone to CRACK... Besides you had it made Angie. And as far as the lover part you know you couldnt take it..If you hadnt have screwed it all up you wouldnt be so bitter
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Re: What Do You Want? -- Angie
| Posted by Belle ® , Jul 31,2001,16:33 |
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'I am grown up and I'm not a chick, my mother is not a chicken.'what a great way to say that. :) Belle
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Re: What Do You Want? -- Belle
| Posted by Let them eat Cake , Jul 31,2001,20:08 |
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what a great way to say that.Ah, but is there a good way to prepare fecal matter? Is there a good way to rape babies?
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Re: What I Want -- Angie
| Posted by tattoojay , Jul 31,2001,08:05 |
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i want my wife. she pretty much rocks and i pretty much worship her we both like it that way :) laters jay
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Re: What I Want -- Another new girl
| Posted by Let them eat Cake , Jul 30,2001,13:03 |
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For everything you want in a man, there's something that man would want in you.In order to get a really interesting person, you have to be interesting yourself. Unless you're just a selfish and self-righteous bitch.
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Re: What I Want -- Let them eat Cake
>Unless you're just a selfish and self-righteous bitch.Damn. There go my chances.
What I Want
Re: What I Want -- Another new girl
I can fill that void in your life. I can fill it with my respect and admiration of you. Email me at above address and we'll see what comes next.
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Re: What I Want -- Hard Yet Squishy
Hell, I can fill that void in her life too! With a big, fat, thick, hard, throbbing... oh yeah, I'm not an obnoxious asshole anymore. Almost forgot.MS
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Re: What I Want -- MS
See...it's the one's that are closet assholes that get me into trouble everytime!:-)
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Re: What I Want -- Another new girl
| Posted by another pain in the ass , Jul 30,2001,04:43 |
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I want a man. I want a guy who will hear every opinion about every nuance of human existence I have and nod in agreement. I want a guy who will read my trite poetry and listen to my accoustic white-suburban-girl-angst warble songs without cringing. I want a dude who will let me nitpick every detail of his appearance and personality, and who finds me flawless. A fella who will let me talk and talk about fucking fucking fucking without me actually having to put out. Someone whose time I can unrepentantly monopolize and then complain to about how we never spend time together. A guy who would drink beer if he didn't have to drive my drunk ass from bar to bar. A buddy whose friends I can bad-mouth and cold-shoulder until they don't come around anymore. I need a mind reader.I am a pretentious half-wit who posts garbage on Metroblab because its not quite the Singles Line. I want a slave.
What I Want
Re: What I Want -- another pain in the ass
>>"I want a man. I want a guy who will hear every opinion about every nuance of human existence I have and nod in agreement. I want a guy who will read my trite poetry and listen to my accoustic white-suburban-girl-angst warble songs without cringing. I want a dude who will let me nitpick every detail of his appearance and personality, and who finds me flawless. A fella who will let me talk and talk about fucking fucking fucking without me actually having to put out. Someone whose time I can unrepentantly monopolize and then complain to about how we never spend time together. A guy who would drink beer if he didn't have to drive my drunk ass from bar to bar. A buddy whose friends I can bad-mouth and cold-shoulder until they don't come around anymore. I need a mind reader. I am a pretentious half-wit who posts garbage on Metroblab because its not quite the Singles Line. I want a slave." Congratulations! You understand marriage & sound ready for it.
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Re: What I Want -- another pain in the ass
"I am a pretentious half-wit who posts garbage on Metroblab because its not quite the Singles Line. I want a slave. "Now I think that's just a little harsh. Do I sense a faint whiff of cynicism? Been hurt before? Had your heart ripped out by the claws of some filthy slut? Well guess what, ME TOO, but you won't find me rejecting every other woman who wants to lay it on the line. This chick felt secure enough to post her feelings about what kind of man she REALLY wants, while admitting that it's a fantasy. No one man can be ALL that stuff, but some can come close. Hell, I'm pretty close to that if you take away the guitar playing like Chet Atkins and singing like a bird (I do sing but not very well). And as far as the stuff about fucking goes, well, I think I can handle that too... MS
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Re: What I Want -- MS
| Posted by Let them eat Cake , Jul 30,2001,13:05 |
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Hell, I'm pretty close to that if you take away the guitar playing like Chet Atkins and singing like a bird (I do sing but not very well). And as far as the stuff about fucking goes, well, I think I can handle that too...Reminder: this is not the Singles Line.
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Re: What I Want -- Let them eat Cake
"Reminder: this is not the Singles Line"And your point is? Reminder: this is a public BBS MS
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Re: What I Want -- Another new girl
| Posted by another pain in the ass , Jul 30,2001,04:40 |
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I want a man. I want a guy who will hear every opinion about every nuance of human existence I have and nod in agreement. I want a guy who will read my trite poetry and listen to my accoustic white-suburban-girl-angst warble songs without cringing. I want a dude who will let me nitpick every detail of his appearance and personality, and who finds me flawless. A fella who will let me talk and talk about fucking fucking fucking without me actually having to put out. Someone whose time I can unrepentantly monopolize and then complain to about how we never spend time together. A guy who would drink beer if he didn't have to drive my drunk ass from bar to bar. A buddy whose friends I can bad-mouth and cold-shoulder until they don't come around anymore. I need a mind reader.I am a pretentious half-wit who posts garbage on Metroblab because its not quite the Singles Line. I want a slave.
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