So it is, Scar. Under my strict conditions that KnoxRecall's petition would ultimately be ruled legitimate, you have indeed won this bet.

...time for you to prove your merit and buy me that flask of bourbon.

There does seem to be some confusion as to the wager, however. The bet was not for a "flask" of anything, but for a drink. I think you'll find my "merit" to be stronger than your memory. Let me know when and where you would like to imbibe. It will no doubt be a spectacle.

All I need now is a time, Mangaboy.

Deal?

~Gene Harrogate"

"Posted by Scaramanga � , Jun 04,2001,16:19 MetroBlab

The guidelines are clear.

I've already placed my order down at that dump on Market. You better whip out that nylon wallet with velcro and pay the bartender."

As you can see, Gene specified exactly what you request. As you can further see, your sweetscabby already specified the establishment. Really, dear, if you can't keep up with such a simple subject as this, how do you think you'll ever keep up with your shabbyman in the future?

Pay attention, girl.

The simple fucking fact, you fucking hack, is that I have posted far less than any of the other "regulars" so I guess that proves that not only do I fucking win, but that I have more of a "life" outside of this shit hole known as the web than anyone you care to mention.

The indians called it mase. We call it corn. You can hereby eat mine.

Fucking hack.

hack (hak) n. [Short for HACKNEY.] 1. A horse used for riding or driving: HACKNEY. 2. An old or worn-out horse. 3.a. One who does unpleasant or distasteful tasks for money or reward: HIRELING. b. A writer hired to produce routine, often formulaic writing. 4. A coach or carriage for hire. 5.Informal.a.A taxicab. b.The driver of a taxicab.

Well, I can't argue with that definition, at least not 3.a. But I've never claimed that what I do is high art or even low art or anything (and anyway, I do like my job--I'd much rather do it than say, be an accountant or an engineer or work in management, even though they'd all pay much better). I don't know what kind of life you have. Still, your regular need to post how much more money, wealth and power you have than the rest of us haks makes me wonder.

You haven't been posting much here lately, I'll give you that. Still, sir, can I have the PBR? I'm not one to turn down an offer for beer.

PBR
Sam Adam's (Summer Ale and Pale Ale)
Red Stripe
Guinness (cans, bottles and a drum)
Newcastle
Tecate (cans and yes, I have limes)

If you are in the mood for something a little more manly I have:
Jack Daniels
Blanton's
Bushmills (three variations)
Jim Beam
Absolute
Absolute Raspberry
Absolute Vanilla
Seven or eight small batch tequilas
A few different local spirits including some smashing peach shine
Various rums
Various single malts
Three sangrias
Wild Turkey
About every gin you can name
Several cognacs and brandys
Yes, even Courvoisier, I am a "ladys man" after all!
and various other lesser liquors including Pimm's, Kahlua, Absinthe (from a pal's trip to Spain, not that fake shit you can get here,) the list goes on as well as most popular mixers and chasers.

Twice in two weeks you LOST!!!

It has little to do with the liquid and all to do with the blatant facts.

You lost AGAIN!!!

The only hope you claim is to try all of this shit all over again after the next election, and who even knows who will fill those seats! You couldn't even get anyone to step up to the plate and sign a goddamn petition, much less answer your 'oh please god won't you help our city find a new mayor' ad you ran in the paper.