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Posted by Funkless ® , Jul 27,2001,02:36   MetroBlab

Hey all,

First off, if it hasn't been claimed yet, that "Knoxville Found" pic is the Airline Inn on Clinton Highway; I think I bought coke there in high school, once. (I'm posting this as of 2:27 AM, Friday, though I really got it this morning--meaning Thursday--at 8 am.)


Second, can we not find a better representative of local African American sentiment than Atticus Scott? She's really, really, really, really terrible.

--Funkless


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Posted by Angie , Jul 27,2001,15:55   MetroBlab

I had to read the Attica Scott column after reading all of the posts...I have just one thing to say:
I'll work for free...I can really write better than my posts and better than Ms. Scott....I'm a person of color, granted it's more of beigish-pinkish color....sort of like a peachy crayon...I dunno....I'm a woman though and that should give you some sort of minority kick back...I hope you're not paying her to write that crap.


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Posted by jessefox , Jul 27,2001,12:49   MetroBlab

First, sorry, someone else already claimed it. Actually, tons of people have gotten it right.

Second, I'm glad our opinion columnists are able to evoke such strong reactions.

jfm


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Posted by Persuader ® , Jul 27,2001,23:11   MetroBlab

He seems to be glad simply to EVOKE any reaction in metropulse readers. He's made that same comment at least a couple of times now. I think he's confusing a critique of simply bad writing with one of provocative thinking.

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Posted by Scaramanga ® , Jul 28,2001,01:24   MetroBlab

Seems to me that Jesse knows just how lame the piece is and he is ashamed that it ran.

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Posted by jessefox , Jul 29,2001,15:27   MetroBlab

If you think I either like or am "proud" of every single thing that runs in MP, you're very mistaken. Week by week, there are all kinds of things in it (including things I write myself) that I wish were better. At the same time, every week there are things I'm amazed got done at all. Whatever y'all think, putting out a weekly paper with a small staff and a small budget isn't easy. On balance, I think we do it pretty well. But that still means there's all sorts of problems with it. (And those problems are hardly limited to us. Hell, I spotted two pathetic front-page typos in the Sunday New York Times the other week.)

As for Attica herself, she represents a viewpoint not widely available elsewhere in Knoxville. You might disagree with her, or you might just not like her writing style, and that is really fine with me. At least I know people read her, which is what I was hoping when she started writing. Meanwhile, if you think great writers are so easy to find in Knoxville for 10 cents a word, please direct them to me. We're always looking.

jfm


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Posted by Scaramanga Papis , Jul 29,2001,15:51   MetroBlab

So your point is that we should feel sorry for you because of the lack of budget you are operating under?

Or is it that we should have some great respect for you due to the fact (at least you claim,) "putting out a weekly paper with a small staff and a small budget isn't easy" (not to mention that it has been doing so for almost five years and another five years bi-monthly)

Tell ya what, when your paper decides which way it is going to go let us know so we can follow the content.


-thanks-


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Posted by jessefox , Jul 29,2001,16:12   MetroBlab

We don't have a direction, beyond trying to do whatever we decide to do as well as we can do it. Sometimes the things we decide to do are circular and contradictory. Sorry if that confuses you.

And yes, we've been publishing weekly for over five years, and it has never been easy. It has gotten easier, no question. And it's not nearly as hard as trying criminal cases or making legislation or building space stations. I love my job. This is the most fun I've ever had while getting paid. I consider it a minor miracle that I'm able to do it, and I'll always be thankful for it. My post was by way of explaining what and how we do what we do. Some of it is certainly "sub-par," and some of it always will be. At the same time, I sincerely believe everyone who writes for us is doing the best they can, often in somewhat difficult circumstances, and they're all committed to getting better. If I thought that wasn't true, I'd do what I could to compel them to either improve or leave. That's why comments and thoughts here do matter to me -- it's one more way to gauge ourselves. I put more stock, I'll admit, in actual letters to the editor where people have the guts to sign their names -- but I pay attention to the 'Blab too. It's valuable.

jfm




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Posted by Commie Pal Scary , Jul 29,2001,18:06   MetroBlab

I'm sorry Jess, what were you saying? You seem to drone a bit and my mind drifts to more important issues.



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Posted by Rev. Jack ® , Jul 29,2001,15:50   MetroBlab

if you think great writers are so easy to find in Knoxville for 10 cents a word, please direct them to
me. We're always looking.

Hey, I'd write for half that!


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Posted by jessefox , Jul 29,2001,16:13   MetroBlab

I've said it before -- send us something.

jfm


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Posted by Hunter Rose ® , Jul 27,2001,16:50   MetroBlab

Jesse, your opinion columnists should not get attention for their monumentally bad writing skills. Seriously, is she getting paid? If so, why? I know for a fact that there are many, many, many people of color in Knoxville (one of them is on my t-shirt right now) who could write absolute circles around her.

If you want to argue that she has good writing skills, I'm willing to entertain such an argument. Let me hear your defense. If she's not a friend of yours, I really can't fathom why you, as an editor, would put up with such sub-par work.


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Posted by Funkless ® , Jul 27,2001,13:47   MetroBlab

Jesse,

I don't believe the strong reactions that Ms. Scott evokes are exactly what MPHQ are gunning for. Most people's reactions seem to be focused on her general lack of skill as a writer.

Her opinions are her opinions, and I wouldn't take serious issue with much of anything she's opined in MP, but, really, I think a more suitable mouthpiece could be found for Knoxville's black community.

Respectfully,

--Funkless




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Posted by jessefox , Jul 29,2001,15:30   MetroBlab

>>I think a more suitable mouthpiece could be found for Knoxville's black community.

Well, we're not looking for a "mouthpiece," any more than Scott McNutt is supposed to be a mouthpiece for angsty 30-something white men. But if you or Hunter knows some people who would be interested in writing, send them our way. We don't exactly have the staff for recruiting centers all over the city.

jfm


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Posted by Funkless ® , Jul 30,2001,01:18   MetroBlab

Jesse,

You wrote,

"Well, we're not looking for a 'mouthpiece' [for the Knox. black community]..."

Come on now. Attica Scott was brought in to reflect the opinions/experiences of Knoxville's African-American community. That's why she pens a regular column entitled "Color Conscious."

I'm not trying to jump your case, here. I merely brought up what I believe to be a legitimate complaint regarding the caliber of one of the MP staff.

As for the "if you think you can find someone better" responses: To be blunt, it's not our job. It's our responsibility as readers to offer constructive criticism of your paper (which is why you provide us with space at the beginning of every issue). One of the editors' many jobs is to weigh the feedback/criticism and decide what changes should be made. It's also the editors' responsibility to carry out those changes.

If you honestly need help finding a replacement--though I feel you were just being defensive--may I suggest that you post an ad in your own Classifieds? Surely to God there are plenty of African-Americans out there who read MP and would jump at the chance for a regular editorial outlet.

Oh, and if pseduonymous opinions really carry less weight, you should consider removing Ally Carte, Les DuLunch, Zippy McDuff, Emma Poptart, the Movie Guru, et al. from your byline pool.

Sincerely,

--Michael "Funkless" McNeeley



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Posted by Hunter Rose ® , Jul 30,2001,13:11   MetroBlab

Funkless takes no shit.

*clapping*


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Posted by Scaramanga ® , Jul 30,2001,02:10   MetroBlab

You smacked that nail with a shiny silver hammer! I think that your point about removing all the silly goddamn names those slackers pen under is brilliant as well. You might want to add Glenn "Electroboy" Reynolds (king of SPACE LAW) to that list as well. He ain't foolin nobody! What next? Tony Lawson going under the name "Northshore Kroger Shopper at 3am?" Might be. See him leaving there an awful lot at that time.

I think, and this is my own opinion, that since my boy Rand left town to finally find his fame and fortune in San Fran (on the arm of the lovely and talented Laura Weigel no less) the "Pulse" has flatlined on the local media EKG. I can't remember a single week that has passed since then that I haven't picked up the "dead tree edition" for the sole purpose of lining a bird cage or three or at least just to recycle. Besides, if nothing else it (the Metropulse) was far more fun then the ink glowed from the radioactive inks used when they had the Oak Ridger print it. Now I think it's printed in Blount Co. and where the hell is the fun in that?

Hear something? That's the Guinness floating draught system delivering another perfect pint.

Well, gotta run, almost running out of time to post a few things on the Nashville Rage site.


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Posted by jessefox , Jul 30,2001,09:06   MetroBlab

I've missed you, Scary. Don't stay gone so long.

jfm


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Posted by Scaramanga Hemmingway , Jul 30,2001,11:36   MetroBlab

Jess, you need to scoop me up for an op-ed or two quick! Phil Hamby is on line three with a generous offer for my services.



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Posted by jessefox , Jul 30,2001,13:26   MetroBlab

Golly, I don't think I can compete with Phil. If you have that opportunity, I'd go for it.

jfm


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Posted by Scaramanga ® , Jul 30,2001,14:55   MetroBlab

Would you like for me to put in a good word for you? Maybe you would rather spend your time at CityView instead.

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Posted by jessefox , Jul 30,2001,15:23   MetroBlab

Anything. Just get me out of here.

jfm


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Posted by Martin X , Jul 27,2001,12:25   MetroBlab

Second, can we not find a better representative of local African American sentiment than Atticus Scott? She's really, really, really,
really terrible.

Yes, she is. And it's not just that I disagree violently with almost everything she writes, but she's not even a good writer. Her columns read like 11th grade English papers - and that's not even the slightest bit of hyperbole. The use of clich� alone is like getting slapped in the face.


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Posted by scarface , Jul 27,2001,09:42   MetroBlab

stay away from the coke,dude.it is the devil's dandruff

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Posted by Funkless ® , Jul 27,2001,13:30   MetroBlab

The coke was a joke.

--Funkless


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Posted by Name , Jul 27,2001,08:29   MetroBlab

It's Attica, not Atticus. But she is terrible. She writes like Rush Limbaugh's parody of a black columnist.

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Posted by Hunter Rose ® , Jul 27,2001,12:26   MetroBlab

She writes like Rush Limbaugh's parody of a black columnist.

Yep. In fact, I seriously suspect "she" is actually a joke.