about my loss


Posted by Jaded Julia ® , Jul 26,2001,16:40   MetroBlab

When I first met, JJJ, we were tight. Like brother and sister. I still have fond memories of our sexual incestual encounters. Now he champions for rights he thinks women don't get. I tell ya, the JJJ is only 4 inches long. He wants women to be happy, non-victims. I was his first victim. He is not happy without his playboy magazine, I kid you not. When I first met his mom, she showed me how to touch him in ways that would make him smile. I have used the same techniques on other lovers since, and it just isn't the same.

Men's rights should be foremost in legislation today. If only I hadnt left JJJ, we might be on the steps of the capitol proclaiming victory!

laterz
Jaded Julia


Followups



it's ok baby...

Re:
about my loss -- Jaded Julia
Posted by JuIias Jaded Jester ® , Jul 26,2001,17:00   MetroBlab

I know the real reason you left me. I know that it was actually the government that dragged you away from me.

If only I had been more of a real man I could have stopped them I know.

You see guys this is why we as men MUST protect our women. They are weak and defenseless without us. If the government wanted to, they could EASILY track down ANY woman in your life and take her away in one of their black helicopters.

In fact according to the USDOJ there has been a HUGE rise in the number of women missing due to conspiracy related kidnappings.

Don't let what happened between me and Julia happen to you too. She's the only girl that could ever touch me the same way as mom did.

I miss you Julia and once I have completed my quest of ridding every message board on the web from abusive men I know we can meet again.


you put in a capital I instead of an l...

Re:
it's ok baby... -- JuIias Jaded Jester
Posted by Julias Jaded Jester ® , Jul 28,2001,17:56   MetroBlab

Well, you stole my handle as best you could...

instead of Julias Jaded Jester...

you went with JuIias Jaded Jester...using a capitol I instead of a lower case l....

as I said, this board is full of flamers, rogue posters and impersonators....


it's ok baby...

Re:
it's ok baby... -- JuIias Jaded Jester
Posted by Jaded Julia ® , Jul 26,2001,19:02   MetroBlab

I was so scared as the black helicopters carried me off. I am a prisoner of extremist US Govt projects that I still do not have enough nerve to speak of. They might kill me. They wear purple raincoats that say KHNJ and I wish I knew what that meant. If only men had more rights would there be a safer, saner world. I pray someday we can set up a ministry that details and outlines our plans to restore civilization.

Baby, please take care of yourself and don't forget about me. Next time you listen to Bad Medicine on the radio think about how I would play the part of your mother and would take care of you. You are a real man, and as soon as the parts come in, I have no doubts that the world will know it like I do. Give mother my best. I have to get back to the field now. The radiation here is too much for my battered abused soul to withstand.

Fightin' in the field for men everywhere
Jaded Julia


it's ok baby...

Re:
it's ok baby... -- Jaded Julia
Posted by G�ene Harrogate ® , Jul 27,2001,21:08   MetroBlab

I think that having sex with your sister is nothing to be ashamed of. I boink my little niece all the time, her little hands make my dick look sooooo big.

~Gene Harrogate