Lookit! I wrote a metro blab song!

Posted by Pheebs , Jul 26,2001,08:15

This is a song about my online pals on the Metro Blab. Okay? If you aren't in the song, maybe I couldn't rhyme your name. tee-ha!

The Metro Blab is a violent place,
Full of vindictive grace.
Bands and music and the school called UT
Are scorned and adorned in great hypocrisy.
Now Ian runs a board of flamers and geeks
And those who can pop open beer bottles with ass cheeks
And those who are smart, and those who are true,
Yes, one of those has got to be yooouuuuuu..........

Plum likes beer,
Julie has a brain,
Myra wants a rose,
Belle plays in the rain.
Zilla has got class,
Rev Jack likes Rolling Rock,
Gene is a hack,
There is no Mr. Spock.
JJJ is a psycho,
CD is a dancing freak,
Hank IV is so totally loco(l),
Metro Blab is not for the meek.
Evildog says evil stuff,
WTG likes photography,
Where have all the Scaramangas gone
Gigglypink and Izzy?

Followups

Lookit! I wrote a metro blab song!

Re: Lookit! I wrote a metro blab song! -- Pheebs

Posted by plum ^® , Jul 27,2001,14:15

MetroBlab

plum likes beer? plum likes beer?

actually i prefer bourbon

could ya change that 1st line to: plum has good ears?

you are makin' me sound like the drunk i am.
the otis of blab-bury.

Lookit! I wrote a metro blab song!

Re: Lookit! I wrote a metro blab song! -- Pheebs

Posted by Scaramanga ^® , Jul 27,2001,10:41

MetroBlab

Baby, I'm sorry! I've been spending much time in other cities and having an absolute blast!

Too bad that K-Town can't get it's head out of it's ass and figure out what every other town has.

BTW: For those of you keeping score at home, four wheel drive is much better than two wheel drive. It's bright as yellow. Warm as yellow.

Lookit! I wrote a metro blab song!

Re: Lookit! I wrote a metro blab song! -- Pheebs

Posted by Rev. Jack ^® , Jul 26,2001,11:49

MetroBlab

Truth be told, these days I don't drink much Rolling Rock. Amsterdam Mariner is only 50 cents more and quite a bit better. If Food City would stop being out of Tsing-Tao and Asahi, I'd drink those. There needs to be more "super crisp, super dry" beers.

for the sake of your soul Jack..

Re: Lookit! I wrote a metro blab song! -- Rev. Jack

Posted by Celestial Dung ^® , Jul 26,2001,20:39

MetroBlab

Please oh please don't buy stuff at food city. It's an evil place full of pain and suffering and you don't want to go there. Look, go to bi lo or a nice package store.

Food City...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Food City a pox on KVAT...a pox on it all

Tis sweet and dark
to wish death and lust unfullfilled
on your employer

A POOOOX. A POOOOOX

for the sake of your soul Jack..

Re: for the sake of your soul Jack.. -- Celestial Dung

Posted by DB ^® , Jul 26,2001,22:09

MetroBlab

No way man, they have that neato make-your-own-six-pack option for when you're feeling experimental (or just plain mental, in my case)

Lookit! I wrote a metro blab song!

Re: Lookit! I wrote a metro blab song! -- Rev. Jack

Posted by Pheebs , Jul 26,2001,15:36

MetroBlab

But what can you get for a few bucks more, Rev. Jack, that tastes good?
Love,
Pheebs