Re: Moral decay in today's society -- JuIias Jaded Jester
| Posted by Augustus Libertine , Jul 26,2001,10:52 | MetroBlab |
> You believe in things like abortion AND men's rights and
> that gay people should be allowed in public places. In
> truth you probably WILL all go to hell when you die.
Curious how the world becomes so small and limited for those who know the "truth," while for the rest it remains an experience of limitless opportunity and potential.
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Re: Moral decay in today's society -- JuIias Jaded Jester
| Posted by plum ® , Jul 25,2001,17:49 | MetroBlab |
why were you staring at pix of your mom for over an hour? and why would you start thinking about her sexual activities with your father?
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Re: floral display in odepus' dairy -- plum
| Posted by JuIias Jaded Jester ® , Jul 26,2001,15:49 | MetroBlab |
well APPARENTLY plum, I have some serious issues to deal with. the fact that I stalk around the web on message boards trying to impress all the ladies with my sensitivity while at the same time obsessing over any of them I can find pics for no doubtedly stems from an unhealthy relationship with my mother.
THAT is why I stare at her picture,
and THAT is why I often think about her sexual life.
and that is ALSO why I would really appreciate it if some of the ladies here would be a little more forthcoming with their own pics.
That is if there really are any ladies posting. I have my doubts.
you're using an I instead of an L in Julias, and impersonating me...
Re: floral display in odepus' dairy -- JuIias Jaded Jester
| Posted by Julias Jaded Jester ® , Jul 28,2001,10:34 | MetroBlab |
I don't know who you are, but you are using an I instead of an L in the word of Julias....
and you are impersonating me, right down to the writing style.
If you knew just how much of a slophound thing that is to do, you'd walk away from here. But, like tons of people in cyberspace, you don't have a scrap of integrity.
you're using an I instead of an L in Julias, and impersonating me...
Re: you're using an I instead of an L in Julias, and impersonating me... -- Julias Jaded Jester
| Posted by Hunter Rose ® , Jul 28,2001,11:54 | MetroBlab |
How's the weather up your own ass?
no one is using YOUR handle, are they Hunter?
Re: you're using an I instead of an L in Julias, and impersonating me... -- Hunter Rose
| Posted by Julias Jaded Jester ® , Jul 28,2001,18:09 | MetroBlab |
Hunter, there is NO weather that you can not see with your own eyes...
how's the freaking weather in Knowxville?
What IS interesting is that when you dorks can not answer a decent post, you resort to put downs...
and the reality is...
you had no other points to rely on anyway....
Now are you people happy?
Re: no one is using YOUR handle, are they Hunter? -- Julias Jaded Jester
| Posted by Adorned with Thorns , Jul 28,2001,20:07 | MetroBlab |
My name is Adorned With Thorns.
ouch
Now are you people happy?
Re: Now are you people happy? -- Adorned with Thorns
| Posted by Abrahams lost son , Jul 29,2001,12:16 | MetroBlab |
it's quite better than being some illforgotten lovers goddamn jseter.
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Re: Moral decay in today's society -- JuIias Jaded Jester
| Posted by Jul�as Jaded Jester ® , Jul 25,2001,14:35 | MetroBlab |
That is NOT COOL, man...
hijacking my HANDLE only proves you're nothing more than a FLAMER...
you have NO SOCIAL CONNECTION...
you are EXPENDABLE...
One day I'll finish my TIME MACHINE and go BACK to the days of DOS 2.1... I'll input the COMMANDS in BATCH FILES... I'll take my COLLECTION of 5.25" DISKS with me... DOUBLE DENSITY ONLY, mind you... my stuffed CARE BEARS and my copy of "FIRSTFLIGHT" by CHRIS CLAREMONT... when I get there, the first thing I'll DO is get ONLINE... I want to CHAT with other lonely self-styled INTELLECTUALS... and not just ANY intellectuals... no way... back THEN, only proper GEEKS had computers... and 2400 baud MODEMS...
NO CARRIER
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Re: Moral decay in today's society -- Jul�as Jaded Jester
| Posted by Archie ® , Jul 25,2001,15:48 | MetroBlab |
You're both a couple of posers.
If the real JJJ were here, he'd be impressing us with his knowledge on victim's rights and would be quoting something from the USDOJ. After all he "really DOES know" what he's talking about.
Ahh yes and then it would be time to try and lure the women with his seductive tales about wanting to protect them not to mention some probably really gay ass poetry.
Instead, we're left with you imposters who probably aren't even from Memphis which would therefore make you stupid and unimportant.
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Re: Moral decay in today's society -- Jul�as Jaded Jester
| Posted by Gene Harrogate ® , Jul 25,2001,15:41 | MetroBlab |
Jul�as,
It's DOS 2 point 1, not DOS 2.1
Remember: in mockery, syle is everything.
~Gene Harrogate
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Re: Moral decay in today's society -- JuIias Jaded Jester
| Posted by Gene Harrogate ® , Jul 25,2001,13:02 | MetroBlab |
Word: From the T to the C to the P to the I to the P! This ain't your mama's BBS, BOYZ! Get your
m�� DOS $K�lz on!
~Gene Bling Bling Harrogate
PS: Shouts out and props to my man TUX!
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Re: Coral display in today's sobriety -- Gene Harrogate
| Posted by plum ® , Jul 25,2001,14:22 | MetroBlab |
and would 'bling-bling' be the name all the other pandas call you, melon-fucker?
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Re: Coral display in today's sobriety -- plum
| Posted by Gene Harrogate ® , Jul 25,2001,15:50 | MetroBlab |
Dear Plum,
You're confused. I posted that I maintain a pleasant panda bear-like shape. This is distinctively different from actually being a panda. If, however, you are interested in purchasing a panda, rumor has it that Metro Pulse runs a black market panda distributorship to supplement their considerable revenues. They will, of course, deny this. But flash a few bills around and I think you'll find what you're looking for.
Oh, and for your edification, "bling bling" is hip-hop slang for jewelry.
~Gene Harrogate
PS: No pandas were harmed in the composition of this post.
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Re: Coral display in today's sobriety -- Gene Harrogate
| Posted by plum ® , Jul 25,2001,17:24 | MetroBlab |
oh my god, i'm recieving hip-hop lessons from gene. i really do need to get outta the cat-house, don't I?
and please don't mention MP's black market activities. don't want JJJ to start posting links to animal-rights websites, do we?
and if JJJ ever found out what the pulse does to monkeys, he'll send one of them black helicopters to bomb k-town.
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Re: Coral display in today's sobriety -- Gene Harrogate
| Posted by Myra ® , Jul 25,2001,16:02 | MetroBlab |
If, however, you are interested in purchasing a panda, rumor has it that Metro Pulse runs a black market panda distributorship to supplement their considerable revenues
And shaved donkeys! Don't forget the donkeys!
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Re: Coral display in today's sobriety -- Myra
| Posted by Gene Harrogate ® , Jul 25,2001,16:10 | MetroBlab |
And shaved donkeys
Yeah, but those are available from the gift shop in the lobby. For the really good stuff, you gotta bribe them with beer and porn.
~Gene Harrogate
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Re: Coral display in today's sobriety -- Gene Harrogate
| Posted by jessefox , Jul 25,2001,18:00 | MetroBlab |
A couple points of clarification: the pandas are here on a work exchange program arranged by the mayor's office through our sister city in Taipei. They are learning valuable trades, such as stapling and foot massage, and they are treated very well. All of our activities and records are open for public inspection by the relevant authorities at any time. Any allegations about "black market" activities involving "panda parties" at assorted West Knoxville homes are strictly hearsay and borderline libel. We will not stand for it, and neither will our pandas.
We've been through the "monkey" business before, too. How many times do I have to say it: the monkeys are here of their own free will. They can leave any time they want. Frankly, they can be a little troublesome, especially around deadline time when they tend to congregate in the production area and throw monkeyshit at the production staff. If you want a monkey, come get 'em. Just don't let Ian see you, he's kind of protective.
And the whole shaved donkey thing got blown way out of proportion. There was one donkey, it was used to give rides to crippled blind asthmatic children during one fund-raising event (Metro Pulse's Very Special Fruitbowl Festival), and it was returned to its owner in Hamblen County within a few weeks. It was never supposed to get up on the roof.
I hope that sets the record straight. Sheesh. And you people call US loose with the facts.
jfm
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Re: Coral display in today's sobriety -- jessefox
| Posted by Belle ® , Jul 26,2001,03:54 | MetroBlab |
To think all this time I was naive enough to believe it had something to do with scooters, monkeys, and beer. God I am dumb.
Belle ;)
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Re: Coral display in today's sobriety -- Belle
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