Actually, in this case, I'd have to go with the term troll.

ALSO, disregard any posts ABOUT women victims' rights. I have changed my mind ABOUT that as well. I mean the way some chicks dress, they really ARE just asking for TROUBLE.

It WOULD be nice if you would stop defining everyone who disagrees with you as a "flamer".

This board has like fifteen people on it with fifty different handles

Paranoid, aren't you? Fifteen people with fifty handles, is that really what you think? This is my only handle. Everyone I know who posts here also uses only one handle. Please, tell me who these phantom fifty handles are. I'm waiting.

5 of the people are flamers, seeking no connection whatsoever

And we certainly DO have some flamers here..

and if you had been on boards as long as I have been, then you would KNOW that there are multiple handle posters here...people who use many different handles, which is just totally bogus. It was also somewhat an illustration of the problem here, and not a specific observation on my part. Might be many more than 5 who seek no connection, but obviously some of them don't.

Well, duh! I don't think there was ever any question about the tactics.

you took my photograph and glued it to a Charles Atlas picture, and then parked it on YOUR web site, the same web site your silly watermelon's on...simply showed up as cowardice as you failed to post under the name Gene Harrogate on that post...

Nah. You see, JJJ, I figure a lotta folks are pretty much aware that all it takes is a coupla clicks to figure out where an image is hosted. You'll note that I didn't even go to the trouble to obfuscate the URL. I stuck it up under another name because I felt like it.

What was really hillarious was you going off on Scary Girl for it before you figured it out. Yup, that was fun. You really looked like an idiot on that one.

which only further reduced you in my eyes.

And that really hurts, JJJ. I do so want you to think favorably of me. I lay awake at night worrying about it.

I mentioned the old days of local BBS system because they WERE indeed good old days

No. You keep beating that drum in a misguided belief that it gives you some sort of credibility. BBS's and DOS 2.1? So fucking what? Who cares about technical buttsniffing from posers like you. I'll bet your posts were just as lame then as now. The fact that in all those years of posting you still come across as a moron speaks as loudly as anything.

and I'm NOT going to 'get the fuck out of the kitchen' as you request either.

I didn't request it, I suggested that if you were going to whine about your treatment, that you had other options. By all means, stay in the kitchen. Just go lay by your dish.

And I'm not going ANYWHERE.

That much I believe. You seem like one of those people who is never going to go anywhere.

I'm NOT a wacko, as you claim, and I ..DO...have a life.

Why sure you do, JJJ. One that's filled with black helicopters and cheesy animations that you've ripped off even cheesier sites. One that seems to be heavily influenced by the X Files and Art Bell. One that harbors some seriously fucked up views about women and men. One that effects a knowledge of marriage (or any other number of subjects) but has none. You do have a life. But it's a wacky one. And you sir, are indeed a certifiable wacko.

If you've got such a problem with something I have a point about, and you think you can debate me with a degree of skill instead of insults, then step your narrow *ss up to the plate;

Two points here: First, most of what you post requires no debate. On its face it's the rantings of a mad man. There's no debating the deranged. And secondly, I'll have you know that my ass won awards at last years tri-state ass round-up, and I am highly sought after as an ass double. That ass you see in the "nice pants" commercials? That coulda been me. They wanted my ass for that, but they couldn't afford me. My ass is a fine ass. And you, if your nice, may kiss it.

otherwise, make your silly potshots from afar and watch as
greater souls explain things FOR ya...

That's why I'm here, JJJ. It's the cerebral, lyceum quality of the 'Blab that whets my intellectual appetite. Where else would one find so many greater souls than myself explaining the intricacies of life, the universe, and all things 'Blab?

By all means, continue with your rantings. They make good fodder for riducule. A sort of fertilizer, if you know what I mean. Or fuck off. You won't be missed. You can always go back to cruising AOL chat rooms as a 13 year old lesbian named SpankMe69.

Your Pal,
~Gene Harrogate

'you stuck it up under another name' because you FELT LIKE IT?

No Gene, instead of using your regular handle here, you TRIED to hide the fact that you had done it, and your silly watermelon was at the same site as your jpeg.

SO you are now ADMITTING that you use multiple handles, and you've just admitted as much right here on this forum.

Well, now you are really falling down in my eyes. Using multiple handles is the kiss of death among REAL message board veterans, Gene. That's like walking up to a preacher and pouring motor oil all over him-- that's about how 'cool' that is considered in cyberspace.

moving on....

There is NOTHING 'fucked up' about my views on men and women. My paradigm on victims rights is based on SOLID research and knowledge. I was a reporter who covered murder trials, and I have spent YEARS researching crime and atleast 3 months plowing thru all the data at the USDOJ. Gene I KNOW what I am talking about here.

You say that my posts 'make good fodder for ridicule'....and that wraps up my entire point about YOU, Gene; when faced with rock solid arguments and perspectives, all you CAN do is back up to name calling....

get used to reading JJJ, Gene. I am not going anywhere. All along you were looking for 'fodder to ridicule' and you found it in the newcomer from Memphis...

i guess i should pay more attention, i thought it was a coffee bean :)
my bad

I suspect you wear an aluminum foil hat to keep cosmic rays from controlling your thoughts.

You took a photo of mine, glued some junk to it and did your best to mock me...

Something tells me that's going to happen again and again.

you TRIED to hide the fact that you had done it, and your silly watermelon was at the same site as your jpeg

Wow. You're too sharp for me. Now you're making me regret alerting you to leaving your user directory open. See JJJ, I also posted to you under the name of THE NICE GUYS, and left you that little note in your directory at bellsouth.net. I didn't fuck with your e-mail (though I could have easily enough) using that password (andera wasn't it?), and I didn't destroy your precious little collection of cheesy cartoon animations. And this is how you thank me?

SO you are now ADMITTING that you use multiple handles, and you've just admitted as much right here on this forum.

Yes! Yes dammit!
That was ME!
It was ME who used multiple handles! ME!
It was ME in the melon patch!
It was ME who shaved the donkey!
And YES, it was ME who masterminded the illegal panda shipments! ME! ME! ME!
But don't you see? I HAD to. They MADE ME DO IT!
(But it was the cabin boy who stole the strawberries. I proved that using geometric logic.)
They called me mad when at first. They said "You can't post under different names."
But I outsmarted them ALL.
I could have been king!
I could have RULED THE WORLD!
DAMN YOU, JJJ!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!

That's like walking up to a preacher and pouring motor oil all over him

Please. Spare us your fantasy life.

I was a reporter who covered murder trials

See above.

Gene I KNOW what I am talking about here.

But JJJ, you're the only one who does. Now if only the rest of us could make out what you're babbling about.

get used to reading JJJ, Gene.

See ya in the funny papers.

~Gene Harrogate

"You took a photo of mine, glued some junk to it and did your best to mock me..." --Julias Jaded Jester

~Not Really Gene

"All along you were looking for 'fodder to ridicule' and you found it in the newcomer from Memphis..." --Julias Jaded Jester

~Not Really Gene

You are a dinosaur, a darwinistic example of how low man can go. We are evolving now. So what if killing fetuses 'sounds evil' to you? You're breed is disappearing. Soon anyone who wants will be able to get an abortion.

And if it really IS a human life, so what? Sacrifices have to be made, to hell with their civil rights.

They're just little babies, it's not like they're any use to anyone.

You are a dinosaur, a darwinistic example of how low man can go. We are evolving now. So what if killing fetuses 'sounds evil' to you? You're breed is disappearing. Soon anyone who wants will be able to get an abortion.

And if it really IS a human life, so what? Sacrifices have to be made, to hell with their civil rights.

They're just little babies, it's not like they're any use to anyone.