Fwd: Haiku error messages


Posted by Rev. Jack ® , Jul 23,2001,12:54   MetroBlab
>A file that big?
>It might be very useful.
>But now it is gone.
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>The Web site you seek
>cannot be located but
>endless others exist
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>Chaos reigns within.
>Reflect, repent, and reboot.
>Order shall return.
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>ABORTED effort:
>Close all that you have.
>You ask far too much.
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>First snow, then silence.
>This thousand dollar screen dies
>so beautifully.
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>With searching comes loss
>and the presence of absence:
>"My Storyboard" not found.
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>The Tao that is seen
>Is not the true Tao, until
>You bring fresh toner.
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>Windows NT crashed.
>I am the Blue Screen of Death.
>No one hears your screams.
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>Stay the patient course
>Of little worth is your ire
>The network is down
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>A crash reduces
>your expensive computer
>to a simple stone.
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>Yesterday it worked
>Today it is not working
>Windows is like that
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>Three things are certain:
>Death, taxes, and lost data.
>Guess which has occurred.
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>You step in the stream,
>but the water has moved on.
>This page is not here.
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>"Out of memory."
>We wish to hold the whole sky,
>But we never will.
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>Having been erased,
>The document you're seeking
>Must now be retyped.
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>Rather than a beep
>Or a rude error message,
>These words: "File not found."
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>Serious error.
>All shortcuts have disappeared.
>Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

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Re: Fwd: Haiku error messages -- Rev. Jack
Posted by plum ® , Jul 23,2001,14:11   MetroBlab
with so much free time
jack tries his hand at haiku
makes blabbers giggle
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Re: Fwd: Haiku error messages -- plum
Posted by Gene Harrogate ® , Jul 23,2001,14:19   MetroBlab
jack did not write this
it's been around forever
he must think it's new
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Re: Fwd: Haiku error messages -- Gene Harrogate
Posted by Hunter Rose ® , Jul 23,2001,17:30   MetroBlab
Gene Harrogate - man.
Only responds with fight songs.
Probably lonely.
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Re: Fwd: Haiku error messages -- Gene Harrogate
Posted by Rev. Jack ® , Jul 23,2001,15:42   MetroBlab
New expression, no;
a forward from the void, yes;
first time I've seen it.