Proof positive that David Keim is a jilted lover seeking revenge!


Posted by woody bernstein , Jul 20,2001,08:06   MetroBlab
My anonymous source, "Deep Orange", sent me this e-mail found while cleaning up Pam Reed's PC. :)

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To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Date: April 1, 2001
Re: You Bitch!

I can't believe this. You are dumping me for that old geezer Gilley? He probably can't even get it up any more. Was it the threesome thing? Or the peanut butter, zuchinni, and ballerina outfit thing? I thought your ad said "SWF seeking adventurous lover"? Well, shit!

At any rate, darling, you just go right ahead and ignore my calls, my voice mails, my e-mails, my courier letters, the classified ads, the skywriting, and the telgrams. We'll see who gets the last laugh. You weren't that good anyway. You'll be sorry in a month or two, trust me on this one. Good bye and good riddance!

DK


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Teehee!

Re: Proof positive that David Keim is a jilted lover seeking revenge! -- woody bernstein
Posted by UT Savior , Jul 21,2001,16:25   MetroBlab
Okay, I wasn't going to say anything but this is too funny. And about as trustworthy as any other email that surfaces. It's not like there's a signature on this stuff.