"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Oh my lump in the bed,
How I've missed you.

Roses are redder,
Bluer am I,
Seeing you kissed,
By that charming French guy.

The dogs and the cat,
they missed you too,
Barney's still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe
The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier,
Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier."

This man never ceases to amaze me. How could anybody support this fool???