(2003-09-30) -- Retired General Wesley Clark, who recently said he believes in time travel, today announced that he has won the 2004 election, and re-election in 2008.
"I've been to the future, and I'm sitting in the big chair in the Oval Office," said the retired four-star general. "In 2013, I signed a $14 million book deal and broke ground on my presidential library."
Mr. Clark refused to reveal further details about his future political victories, referring inquiries instead to future White House Press Secretary Clinton.
finally RnG showing his true colors for making up shit
Re: Time Traveling Clark Wins 2004 Election -- run n gun
| Posted by fluffy ® , Oct 02,2003,09:11 |
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hey ian, isnt there some kind of rules about posting completely false BS as an article, especially since he doesnt provide a link to his, ahem, "story"?
thats' pretty audacious, if he really said that....
Re: Time Traveling Clark Wins 2004 Election -- run n gun
| Posted by Julias Jaded Jester ® , Oct 01,2003,20:27 |
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If he was stupid enough to say that, then he was an idiot.
thats' pretty audacious, if he really said that....
Re: thats' pretty audacious, if he really said that.... -- Julias Jaded Jester
| Posted by scott ® , Oct 01,2003,21:00 |
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and I'm questioning your inteligence for beliving ol runs and farts
Time Traveling Clark Wins 2004 Election
Re: Time Traveling Clark Wins 2004 Election -- run n gun
| Posted by runn and gunn ® , Oct 01,2003,18:43 |
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