I'm free


Posted by MyBossJustPissedMeOff ® , Sep 29,2003,19:19   MetroBlab

I finished up work Friday and will pick up my check this Friday. I don't know what my boss reminded me of more: hemmoroids up the butt or a pimple on the butt. I worked and hadn't had a day off in over a year. Today felt great. I even had time to browse the internet. This is what I found of Yahoo messageboard on a story about a 12 year old girl getting married. No big deal here. We have 18 year olds who get drunk and 21 year olds who get balled.

1. Feminism has made many American women too angry at men to have sex or even act sexy. Their feminist psychosis gets in the way of their pleasure and their man's pleasure. It's easy for these women to turn into angry, ball busting bitches, screaming rape and sexism and misogyny at every chance they get.

2. Many more American women are just obese. So they're more like farm animals or overfed zoo animals than human beings. You see these monstrously obese loads waddling around, hauling their fat asses like some sweating, stinking pack animal. Some are so obese that they need canes to walk. Nobody would ever want sex with these goddamn hogs.

3. And then you've got your greedy gold-digging whores. They look good, don't they? They'll have sex if you open your wallet and let them shop till they drop on your dime. If the cash flow ever stops, they turn into whining ball busters or they let themselves go and bloat like pigs.


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I'm free

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I'm free -- MyBossJustPissedMeOff
Posted by Michael ® , Sep 29,2003,23:14   MetroBlab

Free?
You're think you're free?
Sounds to me like they've got you all wiggedy-wack, dude. They've got you right where they want you. Don't embarass your gender with public psychobabble. Once they get under the skin, you don't have a chance! Get a grip, man. Drink. Listen to Snoop. Whatever.
~m.


I'm not free, but I'm cheap

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I'm free -- Michael
Posted by Hank IV ® , Sep 29,2003,23:22   MetroBlab

Listen to Snoop LOL!!! I'll buy you a beer at Sundown for that remark.

I'm not free, but I'm cheap

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I'm not free, but I'm cheap -- Hank IV
Posted by Dr. Autonomo ® , Sep 30,2003,01:47   MetroBlab

you giving free beers out at sundown?

what number am i on the list?


you're free to pursue a new vocation, free to pursue new opportunities...

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I'm free -- MyBossJustPissedMeOff
Posted by Julias Jaded Jester ® , Sep 29,2003,23:07   MetroBlab

Nothing like never having to see the office bitch again, huh?

Well, the whole deal is a little more complicated that what you've said. It would be nice to see the genders have more mutual respect, but some things have gotten in the way. The first is that there really ARE people who are doing all they CAN to make females feel exactly like you said-- enraged, put down, un appreciated, abused, and full of propoganda.

The flip side is that men really ARE treating women worse than ever. A woman's chance of being raped in her lifetime? About one in four. Her chance of having a man beat the hell out of her in a domestic violence incident? About one in five. Add in molestation stats and stalking statistics. Then add on in to the mix the forcible prostitution, sex trades, snuff flicks, porno industry (where you have dead girls in suicides like Shauna Grant, Megan Leigh, Savanna, and Alex Jordan) and sexual harrassment on the job. Then add in the glass ceiling-- where women often find their careers at a standstill because no one male in Company B thinks they 'have the right stuff' to run a division. My mom was in banking for 35 years-- if she'd have been a man she'd have BEEN a bank president; she had to settle with less because

that is JUST THE WAY IT IS FOR A WOMAN.

And it ain't only the hens that are gettin' fat, dude. Take a look around-- lotsa guys are fat, too. Plenty uh country boys gotta big ole belly hangin' over the belt, if'n you ain't been accountin' fer it.

We're actually becoming a NATION of fat plucks.

And "greedy gold diggin' whores"...? That game is as old as the hills, and guys play a different one. It's the 'yes I will still respect you in the morning, so please let me undo your pants' game. It is interesting that you have already discovered the GRAVY TRAIN THEORY though, at such an age-- it simply says that as soon as you cain't afford her? She finds a way to get on down the line. Wanna see how much she loves you? TELL HER YOU ARE BROKE.

Sometimes they leave rubber in reverse out the driveway.

Like the scene in St. Elmo's Fire where the hooker approaches Andrew McCarthy, and lets him know a few things after he tells her that he never pays for sex. "Oh, you think you don't pay? You get a little wife or girlfriend? Oh...you pay! But then... you don't know if you gohn git it. Now with Naomi? You pay... and you GET IT. You get it Goooooooood."

Some guy once asked me at work if yer payin' for it. I told him you are payin' for it right from the first ice cream cone that goes in her mouth, while you are sitting across from her imaginin' somethin' else goin' in that mouth. You pay right from the start, bay-beh.

Atleast be Friedrich Nietzsche's superman enough to SEE it.

See it for what it is. Why delude yourself with Spinoza's version when you can hear the marquis' version? Get into a bacchanalian blast where the emphasis is on the wine, and take whomever along for the ride as whom will come. A temptation not realized is but a stone's throw from the grave, and the law of unintended results verse 14 is the girl you tried to play the southern gentleman with.... devoid of both exertion and outcome, overwhelmed with self sympathy, and thought of no more.

Better a saracen pirate with a slut than a lonely poet with a pen.

Never let the weak minded fools determine your destiny among them.

Damn the torpedoes-- FULL SPEED AHEAD.

If ya got a dime to spend it on? A woman is just as good as all the other options. And who knows? Maybe you too can be a knight among fools, the rogue who came in from the storm....

jes put the blues into every song, the back into every pull of the oar, and one more drink of the stuff ain't gonna hurt nobody...

if yer lookin' for enlightenment, ain't nuthin' here amid the portaits on the wall, son. Dead painters paint women and girls all the time, and end up just as dead as those ya drive by in cemeteries. The secret of figuring out the best of what can be a woman is in livin' long enough to see an age go by, and a few of them go bye bye....

ain't no Mona Lisa yet that didn't have a bad hair day.

Jes be glad she CARED ENOUGH to have that day, and walkin' alone has its own nirvana that few will ever know; but try the last dance before the last call with all due effort and expectation; the realization that the medal for first place don't getcha nuthin' at the pawn shop will be balanced by the crowd's appreciative applause.

Yes, you too... can be a Renaissance Man, cash lite on a Saturday Nite.

But if'n you decide to cut the cake? Do it for a lifetime-- atleast that way you and mamma can sit and watch TV, and be able to complain together.....

and know that yer right about it ALL. RIGHT ABOUT IT ALL.





--modified at Mon, Sep 29, 2003, 23:25:36


you're free to pursue a new vocation, free to pursue new opportunities...

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you're free to pursue a new vocation, free to pursue new opportunities... -- Julias Jaded Jester
Posted by Michael ® , Sep 29,2003,23:22   MetroBlab

Some guy once asked me at work if yer payin' for it. I told him you are pain' for it right from the first ice cream cone that goes in her mouth, while you are sitting across from her imaginin' somethin' else goin' in that mouth. You pay right from the start, bay-beh.

I usually just slip them some GHB in their margarita. But that's just me. We probably go for different types.
~m.



an endless cut down, that is what you get with Michael...n/t

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you're free to pursue a new vocation, free to pursue new opportunities... -- Michael
Posted by Julias Jaded Jester ® , Sep 30,2003,00:58   MetroBlab

no comment

an endless cut down, that is what you get with Michael...n/t

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an endless cut down, that is what you get with Michael...n/t -- Julias Jaded Jester
Posted by lilamy ® , Sep 30,2003,05:52   MetroBlab

Nah, JJJ. It's just what *YOU* get.

you're free to pursue a new vocation, free to pursue new opportunities...

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you're free to pursue a new vocation, free to pursue new opportunities... -- Michael
Posted by Jester_Fermaggio ® , Sep 30,2003,00:19   MetroBlab

A little rohypnol never hurt anyone either.


Just kidding!


Charm is a valuable asset. Some people have it, some don't. Some men are lonely and some aren't. Money helps with women, but I've seen a charming, nearly destitute man do better than one of wealth.

Regardless, this person isn't as free as he thinks if he has issues with the opposite sex.




you're free to pursue a new vocation, free to pursue new opportunities...

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you're free to pursue a new vocation, free to pursue new opportunities... -- Jester_Fermaggio
Posted by gypsyfrocksbedlam ® , Sep 30,2003,03:17   MetroBlab

Who doesn't have issues with the opposite sex? Who doesn't have issues with their own sex? Who doesn't have issues? We all got issues, Jester F. But as you say, it's in how you deal with them. Some ways are more fun to watch than others. There's nothing quite as unnerving as being around someone who's handling their issues badly.

you're free to pursue a new vocation, free to pursue new opportunities...

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you're free to pursue a new vocation, free to pursue new opportunities... -- gypsyfrocksbedlam
Posted by Jester_Fermaggio ® , Sep 30,2003,03:54   MetroBlab

Issues with the opposite sex are foreign to me. Women don't bother me. I enjoy their company.

I guess I can't relate to this guy. If he's angry with a woman who was his superior, perhaps he should find a field that employs men for the most part.

A large percentage of people work at places they hate. I'm lucky enough to work in an environment I enjoy.

If one is unhappy with their vocation, he or she should choose another. Otherwise, these miserable people become detrimental to themselves as well as others.

All I see here is a person who dislikes fat woman and is unemployed.


fat women?

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you're free to pursue a new vocation, free to pursue new opportunities... -- Jester_Fermaggio
Posted by GSMOT(tm) ® , Sep 30,2003,10:26   MetroBlab

One man's fat woman is another man's voluptuous beauty. I've known skinny women who were total sourpuss bitches and fat gals who were warm, sweet and very appealing.

you're free to pursue a new vocation, free to pursue new opportunities...

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you're free to pursue a new vocation, free to pursue new opportunities... -- Jester_Fermaggio
Posted by gypsyfrocksbedlam ® , Sep 30,2003,04:05   MetroBlab

No, your observations are right on. But if you think you don't have "issues" -- I don't mean with one gender or another, I mean with other people, with other things, with anything that isn't ourself, and actually with quite a few things that are ourself (ar ar ar...i can't believe i missed "talk like a pirate" day) -- then you're saying you're not human. I don't believe people who say they're not human. Mostly because they're people.

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I'm free -- MyBossJustPissedMeOff
Posted by Kevin Knack Jr. ® , Sep 29,2003,22:23   MetroBlab

Nobody would ever want sex with these goddamn hogs.

Here you make two absurd assumptions: (1) All men are sexually repelled by overweight women. (2) No one can ever lose weight.

Neither of these assumptions has any basis in reality and only serves to weaken an already weak argument, which is in essence that you blame the loss of your job on feminism rather than on the personality of your former boss as an individual. It does seem quite ironic that you personally seem so biased against females (apparently lacking anything negative to say about your own gender) in the same breath that you use to blame your problems on gender bias.

--modified at Mon, Sep 29, 2003, 22:24:00


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I'm free -- Kevin Knack Jr.
Posted by MyBossJustPissedMeOff ® , Sep 30,2003,07:14   MetroBlab

I'm not making the assumptions. I was posting a piece from a Yahoo messageboard. And my boss was a man. I just read that older women are dating younger men. I think I will try that sometime. Demi Moore isn't too bad of a catch if I say so myself.

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I'm free -- MyBossJustPissedMeOff
Posted by Kevin Knack Jr. ® , Sep 30,2003,18:03   MetroBlab

I see the separation between your account and the quotation now. That changes things slightly. I'm sure you can understand why I thought you were talking about your boss, considering how appropriately the two parts of the post seem to go together.

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I'm free -- MyBossJustPissedMeOff
Posted by DBPrince ® , Sep 30,2003,09:05   MetroBlab

When you get a date with Demi Moore, please let us know.

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I'm free -- Kevin Knack Jr.
Posted by mte ® , Sep 30,2003,00:34   MetroBlab

Kevin, you're assuming too much. It may not even have been the "personality of his former boss as an individual" that cost him his job. A guy who would call people "goddamned hogs" might be something of a pain in the ass to work with. Hell, he may not have been very good at his job.

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I'm free -- mte
Posted by Kevin Knack Jr. ® , Sep 30,2003,17:57   MetroBlab

Although he didn't specify the reason for losing his job, a careful reading of his post suggests that he was accused of sexism by his employer before being terminated, and he reacted by trying to lay the blame for this on feminism and women in general rather than on what specifically occurred between him and his employer and whether her reaction was justified. I have already made clear my dissatisfaction with the quality of his argument and tone, so I didn't think it would be necessary for me to actually follow that by saying that I thought the real reason he lost his job was because he is an asshole. I prefer to leave such opinions implied.

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I'm free -- MyBossJustPissedMeOff
Posted by Jester_Fermaggio ® , Sep 29,2003,21:09   MetroBlab

I like slutty girls myself. Fat girls with canes, hmm, maybe you could start a website?



Lemme guess.

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I'm free -- MyBossJustPissedMeOff
Posted by martini ® , Sep 29,2003,19:55   MetroBlab

Your boss was a woman, yes?

Lemme guess.

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Lemme guess. -- martini
Posted by MyBossJustPissedMeOff ® , Sep 30,2003,07:12   MetroBlab

My boss was a man.

I'm free

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I'm free -- MyBossJustPissedMeOff
Posted by gypsyfrocksbedlam ® , Sep 29,2003,19:22   MetroBlab

Dude, you really need to meet some other women.