Blast from the past 3 - STDs


Posted by spinetingler ® , Sep 27,2003,10:04   MetroBlab
If I had been a member of the band, this would have lead off the press kit.

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 Blast from the past 3 - STDs

Re: Blast from the past 3 - STDs -- spinetingler
Posted by camp ® , Sep 28,2003,22:18   MetroBlab
as i recall, we got paid two cases of black lable for that one, and we didn't get paid until after the set. the crowd was very similar to one you would see at a LPGA event. i thought it was one of our better shows, as we really fed off of massive crowds of people giving us the finger.
as for jmac and his remarks, he's just mad that i'm living very well on my boat off of san tropez off of residuals from "surf and kill".
Blast from the past 3 - STDs

Re: Blast from the past 3 - STDs -- spinetingler
Posted by jmac ® , Sep 28,2003,01:10   MetroBlab
Ok, first of all, the STD's died when Oak Ridge Kevin Jones left the band. The final death knell was Steve Wachter's departure.

The "new" STD's should've been named "The Dead Mules" because Camp and Jon Wallace kept floggin' away until it dwindled into nothing but a wrestling freak show. (poor Ben Landau and the bass player du'jour)

Definitely one of the shittiest, no talent, and oh my god boring bands I've ever had to sit through. But goddamn they were overrated. They somehow enjoyed a small amout of Knoxville "royalty". Why? Because they kissed all the right asses.

Pucker up mother fucker and kiss THIS ass, cause Teenage Love was suppose to get that gig anyway and one of you bent over and took it up the ass to slime your way in front. So congratulations, "the crowd erupted in a chorus of boos as they left the stage."


Blast from the past 3 - STDs

Re: Blast from the past 3 - STDs -- spinetingler
Posted by Scott ® , Sep 27,2003,10:36   MetroBlab
Let me tell you a story about Johny
and a girl named Barbara Ann
They went to the beach on a day in june
to surf and catch a tan
but they didn't know that the surf patrol
was following Close behind

Found there battered bodies stuffed inside a Garbage can

Surf and Kill !!!!
Surf and Kill !!!!
Surf

And

Kill!!!

--modified at Sat, Sep 27, 2003, 10:37:39

Blast from the past 3 - STDs

Re: Blast from the past 3 - STDs -- Scott
Posted by Dr. Autonomo ® , Sep 27,2003,20:13   MetroBlab
i don't mind this song much
as my mother's name is barbara ann.
if you get my drift.
Blast from the past 3 - STDs

Re: Blast from the past 3 - STDs -- Dr. Autonomo
Posted by Scott ® , Sep 27,2003,22:30   MetroBlab
Well then:

I was down and dirty
From the wrong side of the tracks


Why don't you
Why don't you
fuck me in the ass

all I ask is that you do it hard and make it last

Why don't you
fuck me in the ass

couldn't resist


Blast from the past 3 - STDs

Re: Blast from the past 3 - STDs -- Scott
Posted by Dr. Autonomo ® , Sep 28,2003,13:35   MetroBlab
not true.

if your going to be crass at least be honest.

you could resist.

you just enjoy assfucking too much to ignore an opportunity to ......
......

Blast from the past 3 - STDs

Re: Blast from the past 3 - STDs -- Dr. Autonomo
Posted by Scott ® , Sep 28,2003,15:39   MetroBlab
Aww shucks you got me just reminiscening:

Anyone know the words to business man's Lunch

Here ya go, Scott

Re: Blast from the past 3 - STDs -- Scott
Posted by jmac ® , Sep 28,2003,20:56   MetroBlab
Businessman's Lunch

I'm not a faggot
You're just a cunt
Wanna step outside
For a businessman's lunch
From the belly of the beast
To the belly of New York
I gotta be a real man
Let's go out and have a talk
Judges, prison guards, and cops
I'm gonna make them pay
But first I'll stab you in the back
And then I'll run away
I'm Norman Mailer's protege
I'm gonna make the fuckers pay
But first I'll stab you in the back
And then I'll run away

Here ya go, Scott

Re: Here ya go, Scott -- jmac
Posted by Scott ® , Sep 28,2003,21:30   MetroBlab
Thanks I'd forgotten that one, I'm gonna keep that one
oh, it's a classic for sure n/t

Re: Here ya go, Scott -- Scott
Posted by jmac ® , Sep 28,2003,21:43   MetroBlab