How to lose a war.


Posted by run n gun ® , Sep 16,2003,18:16   MetroBlab


How to lose a war
Ann Coulter


Vermont Gov. Howard Dean has been issuing diatribes against the Bush administration that would surpass even Tariq Aziz with severe menstrual cramps. This strategy has made him the runaway favorite of the Democratic Party. Even Mr. War Hero, John Kerry, is getting shellacked by Dean. At times Kerry seems almost ready to surrender, making him look even more French. (If only Kerry had a war record or an enormously rich spouse to fall back on!)

In the wake of Dean's success, the entire Democratic Dream Team is beginning to sound like Dr. Demento. On the basis of their recent pronouncements, the position of the Democratic Party seems to be that Saddam Hussein did not hit us on 9-11, but Halliburton did.

Explaining his vote for a war that he then immediately denounced, Kerry recently said his vote was just a head-fake, leading some to wonder how many of Kerry's other votes in the U.S. Senate this would explain. He voted for war only to bluff Saddam Hussein into letting in the U.N. weapons inspectors. "It was right to have a threat of force," Kerry said, "because it's only the threat of force that got Hans Blix and the inspectors back in the country." But he never imagined that Bush would interpret the broadly worded, open-ended war resolution as grounds to start an actual war! "The difference is," Kerry said, "I would have worked with the United Nations."

None of the Democrats has the guts to come out and demand that U.S. forces turn tail and run when the going gets tough. If only one of them had the courage to demand cowardice like a real Democrat! So instead, they stamp their feet and demand that Bush go to the United Nations. Apparently it is urgent that we replace the best fighting force in the world with an "international peacekeeping force," i.e., a task force both feared and respected worldwide for its ability to distribute powdered milk to poor children.

Inconsolable that their pleas to "work through" the U.N. did not stop Bush from invading Iraq and deposing Saddam Hussein, now all the Democrats are eager for the U.N. to get involved so it can wreck the rebuilding process. Since we didn't let the U.N. lose the war for us, the least we can do is let them screw up the peace.

The idea that we would involve those swine in the postwar occupation of Iraq is so preposterous that it's under serious consideration as next week's slogan for the Howard Dean campaign. I hesitate to raise it to the level of a serious argument by offering a rebuttal, but as luck would have it, we have two models for how to occupy a country after a war. Getting "the allies" involved is not the winning model.



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How to lose a war.

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How to lose a war. -- run n gun
Posted by fluffy ® , Sep 17,2003,07:07   MetroBlab

i saw who wrote the article and stopped there. like there is any reason to read any further...

George Bush sucks

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How to lose a war. -- run n gun
Posted by OIL_IS_GOD ® , Sep 16,2003,21:31   MetroBlab

Not only that, he is a slave to the Texas based Oil company Warlords, and puppet to Dick Cheney's Halliburton War for Profit company.

Anyone who passes legislation to shut down National Passenger Rail services, is a terrorist, and loves giving money to the Saudis, who spread anti-American hatred all over the world, and are directly involved in the attacks on America on 11 Sep 01.

Argue 'gainst this and you be pi$$in' up a rope.


Ann Coulter-Transexual or hired actress?

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How to lose a war. -- run n gun
Posted by Hank IV ® , Sep 16,2003,18:41   MetroBlab

Look at her(?) adam's apple and the huge hands. Is she a tranny? Or just an overly dramtic actress hired by the right? Either way (s)he is a poor author who cannot site any facts to back up statements, not to mention she always seems gacked up on something.

9/26/02 "Why We Hate Them"

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Ann Coulter-Transexual or hired actress? -- Hank IV
Posted by OIL_IS_GOD ® , Sep 17,2003,21:37   MetroBlab


... physically intimidate Liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed too!

Wise woman ?!?!?!? Freak of nature.


Ann Coulter-Transexual or hired actress?

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Ann Coulter-Transexual or hired actress? -- Hank IV
Posted by fluffy ® , Sep 17,2003,08:04   MetroBlab

well, she does have a thing for leather miniskirts. as for lack of facts, maybe its because she doesnt have any, hence the insurgence of people like her to do nothing more than give commentary..notice all of RnG's posts and H69R's arguements tend to allways be op-eds.

Ann Coulter-Transexual or hired actress?

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Ann Coulter-Transexual or hired actress? -- Hank IV
Posted by fatboy ® , Sep 17,2003,07:41   MetroBlab

Maybe both?

How to train a parrot

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How to lose a war. -- run n gun
Posted by Smootz ® , Sep 16,2003,18:30   MetroBlab

Ann Coulter is truly nuckin' futs. RnG, post this stuff all day long if you want but explain what hell it's supposed to mean to me - I'm just a cowardly dumbass, without a clue. I have a couple of questions.

She says, "...demand cowardice like a real Democrat! So ... they stamp their feet and demand that Bush go to the United Nations."

OK, explain coward = democrat, please. Let's see the folks who stood up to racial prejudice/segregation, forced teaching of creationism, railroad barons, and other great progressive causes are cowards. Hey, them's fightin' words.

Second, wasn't it Bush making a plea for UN assistance in Iraq last week? Did I miss something.

Eager to learn,
Smootz




How to lose a war.

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How to lose a war. -- run n gun
Posted by Lysander Spooner ® , Sep 16,2003,18:21   MetroBlab

'Getting "the allies" involved is not the winning model.'

I have to say I agree with that in part. A better way to put it is to keep our noses out of other countries business.


How to lose a war. (2)

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How to lose a war. -- run n gun
Posted by run n gun ® , Sep 16,2003,18:17   MetroBlab

After World War II, the United States ran the Japanese occupation unilaterally. Without the meddling of other nations, the Japanese occupation went off without a hitch. Within five years, Gen. Douglas MacArthur had imposed a constitutional democracy on Japan with a bicameral legislature, a bill of rights and an independent judiciary. Now the only trouble Japan causes is its insistence on selling good products to Americans at cheap prices.

By contrast, the German occupation was run as liberals would like to run postwar Iraq � a joint affair among "the Allies," the United States, Britain, France and the Soviet Union. It took 45 years to clean up the mess that created.

The Soviets bickered with the French, refusing to treat them as "allies" (on the admittedly sensible grounds that they didn't fight). While plundering their zone, the Soviets refused to relinquish any territory to France. Trying to be gallant, the U.S. and British carved a French zone out of their own sectors. The Soviets then blockaded Berlin, built the Berlin Wall, and Germany was split for the next 45 years.

The British made Germany's war-torn economy worse by trying to impose socialism in their zone (as well as in their country). Predictably, economic disaster ensued. Over the next five years, the U.S. was required to spend the equivalent of about $200 billion annually in today's dollars to bail out Western Europe under the Marshall Plan. I note that there was no need for a Marshall Plan in Japan.

And the disastrous German occupation is the best-case scenario for "international peacekeeping." The less rosy picture involves the defaced corpses of American servicemen being dragged through the streets by dancing, cheering savages, as happened under "international peacekeeping" forces in Somalia in 1993. Showing that America is not a country to be toyed with, our draft-dodging, pot-smoking commander in chief responded by withdrawing our troops.

So naturally the Democrats are rooting for an international force in Iraq. The Democratic logic on national defense is: As soon as anyone in the military gets his hair mussed, we must pull out and bring "international peace-keeping" forces in. Our boys are in harm's way! People are dying! Bush lied when he said major combat operations were over! Let's run. That'll show 'em.

It was not lost on Osama bin Laden that it only took 18 dead in Somalia for the Great Satan to pull out. It should not be lost on Americans that this is what the Democrats are again demanding we do in Iraq.


How to lose a war. (2)

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How to lose a war. (2) -- run n gun
Posted by jeffx ® , Sep 17,2003,10:20   MetroBlab

first of all, goddamn that bitch is nuts.

second, since when has anyone seriously considered withdrawing? much of the left had been making the case for action in iraq long before rummy got a burr under his saddle; but many knew that it would come to this "now what?" phase without a clear plan for reconstruction. now that we're in, we have an obligation to set some sort of system up.

so to clear it up, no one is saying run. we're just saying a) we shouldn't have gone in the first place under this specific set of circumstances (i.e. idiot chief, made up reasons/excuses, no clear plan other than "blow shit up," no exit plan - clear or otherwise - at all, other countries which pose actual threats to national security receiving little or no attention, oh yeah and the fucking taliban we apparently just got bored with) but now that we're committed b) we need an actual exit strategy, including the genesis of some kind of self-rule, and it needs to be something other than "stand around and get shot." we need to bring these kids home to their slashed pensions, deteriorating benefits, and anemic private-sector employment opportunities. not to mention their steadily-eroding civil rights.

i would also like to reiterate that ann coulter is a fucking nutjob.


How to lose a war. (2)

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How to lose a war. (2) -- run n gun
Posted by GSMOT(tm) ® , Sep 16,2003,18:35   MetroBlab

>>>By contrast, the German occupation was run as liberals would like to run postwar Iraq � a joint affair among "the Allies," the United States, Britain, France and the Soviet Union. It took 45 years to clean up the mess that created.<<<<

I think there were a lot of Germans living in W. Germany between 1949 and 1989 that didn't consider their country a "mess." That was hardly what I found when I visited there in 1978. It was a pretty hot vacation destination, as a matter of fact, the presence of U.S. troops notwithstanding (they actually were among the country's hardiest partiers, if memory serves me, when they weren't in the field). So what kind of mess are you referring to? E. Germany? Well, they came around, didn't they; or, rather, W. Germany, that "mess" your columnist refers to, was strong enough economically and politically to "take over" E. Germany and spend a good five years cleaning it up....and the region that included Japan had its problems, too, GOP notwithstanding. Remember the Korean War? This is a rather bizarre example of trying to credit the GOP with success and the Demos with failure. I think, since it involved geopolitics, the world post-WWII was driven by many factors and was rather complicated. Were you paying attention in history class, or is it just easier to regurgitate neocons' spewings that everything boils down to Democrats vs. Republicans than to think critically?


How to lose a war. (2)

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How to lose a war. (2) -- GSMOT(tm)
Posted by GSMOT(tm) ® , Sep 16,2003,19:00   MetroBlab

Oh yeah, McArthur was fired by Truman because he wanted to lob nukes at China...another example of a dove-ish Dem preventing a True American from doing what needed to be done? Well, perhaps as the man who made the decision to drop A-bombs on two Japanese cities, Truman had a more profound knowledge of the importance of containing the nuclear beast.

How to lose a war. (2)

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How to lose a war. (2) -- GSMOT(tm)
Posted by Lysander Spooner ® , Sep 16,2003,20:57   MetroBlab

Too bad Truman didn't think of that before he decided to drop the bombs on Japan.