plan an invasion(peace my friends, but Eisenhower's invasion was brilliant)

butcher a hog(sure beats getting laid by one)

design a building(working on that)

conn a ship(chips ahoy!)

write a sonnet(Shakespeare)

balance accounts(do it everytime)

build a wall(working on it)

set a bone(set my own once)

comfort the dying(doing it all the time including those on this board)

take orders(hell no!)

give orders(nope)

cooperate(not my strength, but could do on some occassions)

act alone(works for me)

solve an equation(fun)

analyze a new problem(doing it all the time)

pitch manure(I prefer to keep my beard clean)

program a computer(it is easier than people make it out to be)

cook a tasty meal(Check out Rachel Ray in the latest FHM magazine.)

fight efficiently(especially against politicans and gun grabbers)

die gallantly(will eventually)

Fix a meal, read a book, write a poem (not necessarily a sonnet), make music.

Know when to speak up and when to keep one's mouth shut (or keep one's typing fingers still).

I would like it if ever human being could:

Cook a good meal
Play an instrument or sing(even if you play or sing badly)
ability to play some game well chess, go, cards etc.
have a passion for something
know how to achieve orgasm for themselves and others in many ways at the very least know how to give a good massage.

There are others but this would be my top five if you can do all of these, or most we could be good friends. Hell if you can just one we could probably be good friends.