i want his intestines on a stick


Posted by jfm ® , Sep 08,2003,03:18   MetroBlab

Man. I knew Mel Gibson was an old-school Catholic. I just didn't know
how old-school.

Followups



Caiaphas never said that...

Re:
i want his intestines on a stick -- jfm
Posted by Julias Jaded Jester ® , Sep 08,2003,21:09   MetroBlab

I've read the four gospels four times thru back in the 1980s,

and I don't think there is a passage where Caiaphas ever said that.

The NY Daily News writer says BEGIN QUOTE "the article says that Mel Gibson relunctantly took out a scene in which Caiaphas, a jewish high priest, says of Christ

HIS BLOOD BE ON US, AND OUR CHILDREN.

The passage, from the gospel of Matthew, has been interpreted by some as implicating the jewish people in Jesus' crucifixion." END QUOTE

I think the NY Daily News writer got that part wrong-- Caiaphas never said that, atleast not in the chapters of Matthew that I have read. Perhaps in some arcane texts that were never included in the Bible that claim was made, but in Matthew I have not seen that statement.

Secondly in point, the jewish mob that was at the hearing Pilate held certainly WERE RESPONSIBLE for the teacher's death. It also needs to be mentioned that the teacher himself was jewish, so this was not a cross cultural conspiracy. It was not an inter racial violent crime; it was a criminal justice system melt down that happened when the Roman governor Pilate attempted to placate a murderous mob of people, who were bent on punishing someone they thought had committed blasphemy. The actual trumped up charge was treason, but Pilate told the crowd that the teacher had not broken any Roman law. The crowd screamed back at him-- "he has broken OUR LAWS!" Pilate even tried to make them choose between a murderer/insurrectionist...and a guy whom THEY ALL KNEW had healed people. Didn't work-- they chose the guy he didn't think they'd choose... to die. And he turned that guy over to them, and he allowed some Roman guards to execute the nazarean. It was a criminal justice system MELT DOWN.

Abraham Foxman can just get OVER IT.

Not everything in life is 'anti semitic'....as bozos like Morris Dees like to think. If a jewish pornographer gets arrested in California violating porn obscenity statutes, then his ethnicity has then become a PART of his overall crime. We should not be held to some ridiculous politically correct Berkeley standard and thereby hushed from pointing it out.

People noticed that O.J. Simpson was black when he killed his white ex-wife-- was HE IMMUNE from inspection? People noticed James Earl Ray was white when he murdered Martin Luther King-- was he IMMUNE from inspection? People noticed that three white guys dragged a black guy to death in Jasper, Texas-- were they IMMUNE from inspection? People notice that most serial killers are white males-- are THEY immune from inspection? Is it sexist to point it out? Is it racist to point it out?

The entire concept of political correctness is a pile of SHIT.

It's inherently hypocritical;

it can NOT be attained anyway;

it sponsors some... while it detracts from others. It's not even truly POSSIBLE in a free speech society-- do you really think that Al Sharpton is politically correct?

It is an INHERENTLY HYPOCRITICAL PARADIGM.

In short-- it's a LOSER.

The only thing that happens with political correctness is that you foster back alley smoke breaks where UNPOLITE conversation rules, where parts of a society SOAK in resentment.

And free speech is nullified.

the entire philosophy of political correctness is a fraud from top to bottom

And Abraham needs to take a notation from American poet Don Henley's pages....

he can just GET OVER IT.



--modified at Mon, Sep 08, 2003, 21:50:04


Caiaphas never said that...

Re:
Caiaphas never said that... -- Julias Jaded Jester
Posted by Judas Jaded Jester ® , Sep 09,2003,00:17   MetroBlab

Damn! You are such a wacko. Now go back to wacking off while you watch tennis.

Ian, are you gonna let folks like this ruin the place?

Re:
Caiaphas never said that... -- Judas Jaded Jester
Posted by Julias Jaded Jester ® , Sep 09,2003,08:15   MetroBlab

The guy is obviously a flamer, who has done what he can to steal my handle.

Jackasses like Judas Jaded Jester RUIN message boards.

They are just like roaches running around.


Pulp Classics, Vol. 1

Re:
Ian, are you gonna let folks like this ruin the place? -- Julias Jaded Jester
Posted by Michael ® , Sep 09,2003,14:07   MetroBlab

Revenge Of the Board Roach!


Pulp Classics, Vol. 1

Re:
Pulp Classics, Vol. 1 -- Michael
Posted by Sony of America ® , Sep 09,2003,15:11   MetroBlab

HOw does IT
feel,
Michael,
to
be
THE KiNG of the ROACHES...

My 300 baud MODEM wouldn'T even DOWNLOAD that
"picture"
but I'm quite SURE it's...
just more SLOP.

People like you RUIN a board...
because a BOARD
is
supposed to be about MEN talkin' MEN things,
in a homoerotic backscratching contest...

and don't FORGET...
moronic ASSERTIONS that Kenny Wayne Shephard
kicks LeadBELLY's ASS...

and BB King? Wasn't nothin' but a
THIRD RATE PICKER.

the DIVISION BELL is the best CD ever pressed by
the CD PRESSING PLANT
(which I used to work at; in the late 70s)

before my stint
as CHIEF EDITORIAL PROOFREADER
at the COCKE COUNTY daily JOURnal.

Or was that the "COCKE COUNTY JAIL"??
Where I LEARNED...
the true MEANING...
of being a "HOSS".

Damn, I MISS that guy... They called him...
CONAN...
and...
he WAS Conan...

if only for a moment.


I never said any of that, you freakin' loser...

Re:
Pulp Classics, Vol. 1 -- Sony of America
Posted by Julias Jaded Jester ® , Sep 09,2003,21:42   MetroBlab

I think you are trying to paint my entire persona out of character, and I think that sucks.

No one here is in a 'homoerotic backscratching contest' you moron.

I never stated that Kenny Wayne Sheperd is better than Leadbelly.

I've never mentioned B.B. King here at all.

I never said that the Division Bell was the greatest CD ever pressed.

I never claimed to be a proofreader; I WAS a reporter, for the Delta Democrat Times in Greenville, Mississippi, and for another newspaper in that state.

I never claimed much of anything in your post.

What an incredible loser you have become here, Sony. You only weigh in for negative commentary; you've never offered much to this forum in any positive sense.

Here's what you can do-- You can take your style of MOCKING ME by using capital LETTERS and go fuck yourself silly, Sony. I LAUGH at people like you on this board because I already KNOW that many readers here will read ME instead of you, and I look at who responds TO YOU and quickly see that you are just another flamer, which this board is chock FULL OF,

and has been INFESTED WITH....

since the day I got here.

You are not a person who can debate me in any way, shape or form, Sony. So all you can do is attempt to cut me down, and paint me in a negative light. EVERYTHING IS PERSONAL in your paradigm.

People here can and WILL read this place, and decide for themselves if they think I have something to offer here; dorks like you are just roaches that run around spitting up chunks of paper.


--modified at Tue, Sep 09, 2003, 21:45:38


I never said any of that, you freakin' loser...

Re:
I never said any of that, you freakin' loser... -- Julias Jaded Jester
Posted by Sony of America ® , Sep 10,2003,12:27   MetroBlab

You only weigh in for negative commentary

That is provably untrue.

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Exhibit C

Exhibit D (a post in which I actually AGREED WITH YOU, you fruit loop!)

Exhibit E

Exhibit F

And that's just the posts I've made in the past week or so.

As to the rest of your comically whiny post - have you ever heard of "satire"? "Exagerration for comic effect", perhaps?

You say you laugh at me, and others. I don't believe that for a second.

In order to laugh, you'd have to remove that XXXL size spiked dildo from your ass.

I, however, do laugh at everything you say. You've proven yourself to be so far beyond lunacy that you aren't even capable of insulting anyone to a satisfactory degree.

If you'd start laughing at yourself a little, maybe you'd get better.

But, after so many years, it's a lost cause. If anything, you've grown more and more neurotically delusional. It actually boggles the mind how often you run screaming to Ian to fix every little problem you have.

I'm beginning to doubt you've actually ever been on a message board that has real flamers. Satirizing someone isn't flaming. Real flaming is a lot uglier and devoid of humor.


I never said any of that, you freakin' loser...

Re:
I never said any of that, you freakin' loser... -- Julias Jaded Jester
Posted by SnM ® , Sep 10,2003,09:55   MetroBlab

"I think you are trying to paint my entire persona out of character"

*Sigh*

Yes. He is painting your entire persona out of character. Your character, Markie.

"I LAUGH at people like you"

No, you don't. You get all whiny and beg Ian to make them stop. Then you get all pissy and bluster about how unpissy you are, even as the yellow puddle expands around your Keds.

"you are just another flamer, which this board is chock FULL OF, and has been INFESTED WITH.... dorks like you are just roaches that run around spitting up chunks of paper"


Then you whimper about flamers and roaches and yodel into the ether that the "People here can and WILL read this place" (Wha-? "read this place?" I have places to read and people to eat? Wha-?) and that you will be vindicated in the end.

Of course, no one ever comes along, reads "the place," and vindicates you. Instead, "the normal people come out of the corners." Which is clearly upsetting you.

So, you take your meds and have a nice lie-down, Markie. Sleep for about two weeks, and then all "the normal people from out of the corners" will be gone; until a light breeze sets your cyberlips flapping again, that is.

And when that happens (as inevitably it will, as surely as gravity yanks down a buffoon who can't tie his shoelaces), I will be here.

To mock you.

Again.


I never said any of that, you freakin' loser...

Re:
I never said any of that, you freakin' loser... -- Julias Jaded Jester
Posted by Orange Julius Jaded Jester ® , Sep 10,2003,07:23   MetroBlab

SO what you are saying if i might filter it al doewn for everyones is this; "YES!! SPANK ME!! HARDER!!! I LIKE THE ABUSE! SURE EVERYONE HERE PICKS ON ME, BUT I KEEP COMIN BACK FOR MOOOORE!! YEAH DO IT!! I AINT GO NO LIFE!! SPANK IT, HOSS!!" Yo really should flush cause your shits gettin stale, Homey. dONT YOu have some abortion climics to blow up or sumthin?!? Or is it time to don the cape and cowl and go save those innocent high school tennis players from the Evil Femmes out there in tha world?!? Lokkin forward to Hanks report on your meeting this weekend. oh wuts that? youre BUSY this weekend?! oooh how convenient!!!Have some balls if you are who yo say you are and meet tha man. ROOOOOOOACH!!!

Pulp Classics, Vol. 1

Re:
Pulp Classics, Vol. 1 -- Sony of America
Posted by Michael ® , Sep 09,2003,15:25   MetroBlab

IS that all you've GOT?

You never contribute anything WORTHWHILE.
And you are a flamer.

And I know. I know everything...

really.

I mean it.


Pulp Classics, Vol. 1

Re:
Pulp Classics, Vol. 1 -- Michael
Posted by jeffx ® , Sep 09,2003,16:42   MetroBlab

I find this so...

AMUSING.


Hit a little close to home, eh?

Re:
Ian, are you gonna let folks like this ruin the place? -- Julias Jaded Jester
Posted by Hank IV ® , Sep 09,2003,09:51   MetroBlab

See you in Memphis this weekend, Conan.

yeah, let me clue your eastern Tennessee butt in right now....

Re:
Hit a little close to home, eh? -- Hank IV
Posted by Julias Jaded Jester ® , Sep 09,2003,22:00   MetroBlab

I certainly will be there,

and you can bet on two things, Hank--

I'll be there to chew some gum, and kick anyone's ASS that comes from Eastern Tennessee and tries to step up in my face about ANYTHING...

anything that has EVER HAPPENED...

on THIS message board.

And baby about an hour after I get there,

I usually run out of Double Bubble.

So if you want to come west to party? Then you'll be met with slowly dawning acceptance, and if you come here with the cut downs you've hit me with for months now?

Then it's goin' down LIVE right then and there.


--modified at Tue, Sep 09, 2003, 22:17:59


yeah, let me clue your eastern Tennessee butt in right now....

Re:
yeah, let me clue your eastern Tennessee butt in right now.... -- Julias Jaded Jester
Posted by Sony of America ® , Sep 10,2003,15:18   MetroBlab

Is that a promise? Can we set up a meeting right now, then? I'd absolutely love to receive an unprovoked physical assault from you, just for the sheer joy of suing your ass off.


yeah, let me clue your eastern Tennessee butt in right now....

Re:
yeah, let me clue your eastern Tennessee butt in right now.... -- Julias Jaded Jester
Posted by jimi martin ® , Sep 10,2003,10:04   MetroBlab

wouldn't that make him a victim? are you gonna stand up for his rights? you're a weirdo

yeah, let me clue your eastern Tennessee butt in right now....

Re:
yeah, let me clue your eastern Tennessee butt in right now.... -- Julias Jaded Jester
Posted by Hank IV ® , Sep 10,2003,08:52   MetroBlab

I'll be there with a tall red-haired girl from Missouri. She usually takes care of my light work. Of course, I won't be there if it's the same day as the "Goat Days" over in Millington.

they worship goats in millington

Re:
yeah, let me clue your eastern Tennessee butt in right now.... -- Hank IV
Posted by jmac ® , Sep 10,2003,12:08   MetroBlab

I'll trade you your tall red haired girl for JJJ. Call me when you get to town.

ps I think it's going to rain this weekend


yeah, let me clue your eastern Tennessee butt in right now....

Re:
yeah, let me clue your eastern Tennessee butt in right now.... -- Julias Jaded Jester
Posted by Orange Julius Jaded Jester ® , Sep 10,2003,07:31   MetroBlab

MAN, Who needs coffee when I GOTs a post like that ta wake me up!!! MUAH HA HA HA!!! WE all know you wont be there, you will puss out or you dont live there in the first place witch wont surprise me at all as youve been full of yr own shit since ya got here!! yOU need ta join the WWF or whatever wrestling organization is out there thats big with tha kids casue you talk the silly shit those guys do! you could be Grey Booted Hoss, The FLamin Roach, The Femme Fighter. i can keep goin i gots plenty OF em for YOU but those are some ta chewe on for Now. Pick one and get in tha ring tough guy cause we know your character will be known as the 1 that WONT SHOW UP FOR THE MATCH!! Juest remember you dont show up your word will mean NOTHING not that its WORTh Much now as it is!!! LETS GET IT ON!! I GOTS $50 on HANK THE FOURTH!! wHOSe Holdin?!

See you Saturday, Hank IV

Re:
Hit a little close to home, eh? -- Hank IV
Posted by jmac ® , Sep 09,2003,14:32   MetroBlab

JJJ and I will be at the Cooper-Young Festival. 20 local bands, 3 stages and it's all free. Eddie (Knock on Wood) Floyd headlines around 5:30ish.

I'll be wearing a t-shirt with jmac spray painted on the back. You shouldn't have any problem finding JJJ, what with his grey boots and all. Hopefully bluemountain will see this and meet us there as well.

I'll be cooking some of the best goddamn ribs you've ever eaten afterwards. Plus jam session, so bring your axe. "There's Gonna be a Showdown" by the New York Dolls keeps runnin through my head. Woo Hoo

email me for more information


Tell me more n/t

Re:
See you Saturday, Hank IV -- jmac
Posted by Hank IV ® , Sep 10,2003,08:49   MetroBlab

.

See you Saturday, Hank IV

Re:
See you Saturday, Hank IV -- jmac
Posted by fluffy ® , Sep 09,2003,14:51   MetroBlab

how conveniently vague. im willing to put money on that they never meet. and yeah, it will be JJJ's fault.

JJJ, are you going to keep whining?

Re:
Ian, are you gonna let folks like this ruin the place? -- Julias Jaded Jester
Posted by Orange Julius Jaded Jester ® , Sep 09,2003,08:49   MetroBlab

Oh go suck a lime, buttplug! FOr a grey-booted tuff guy you sure are a Pussy!!! WHAAAA!!! SOMEONE'S USING MY NAME!!!WHAAAA!!! Youre a pathetic excusee for a man. THink Im a raoch? Too bad! I coud care less what you think! Im no more of raoch here then you are!! Im just willing to admit It!! You need ot be Bitchslapped!

Sigh

Re:
Ian, are you gonna let folks like this ruin the place? -- Julias Jaded Jester
Posted by Ian ® , Sep 09,2003,08:38   MetroBlab

The guy is obviously a flamer

Very perceptive.

who has done what he can to steal my handle.

The name's visually similar enough to warrant disabling, I guess, although I doubt it'd be used again anyway.


i want his intestines on a stick

Re:
i want his intestines on a stick -- jfm
Posted by Downtown Brown ® , Sep 08,2003,09:21   MetroBlab

Sigh ... remember the good old days of Mad Max, before anyone asked Mel Gibson his opinion on anything?

i want his intestines on a stick

Re:
i want his intestines on a stick -- Downtown Brown
Posted by sloper ® , Sep 08,2003,09:47   MetroBlab

I seem to recall his vocal track was dubbed on that one. Perhaps they were on to something.

intestines on a stick

Re:
i want his intestines on a stick -- sloper
Posted by Hank IV ® , Sep 08,2003,10:14   MetroBlab

That is my FAVORITE Fair food. Better than funnel cakes.

intestines on a stick

Re:
intestines on a stick -- Hank IV
Posted by fluffy ® , Sep 08,2003,10:33   MetroBlab

up around these parts you cant really get funnel cakes. you get fried dough instead. guess its easier to plop a wad of dough into a fryer then to let your inner culinary artiste' run free by squirting squiggles of batter in the oil. tis indeed a shame.

intestines on a stick

Re:
intestines on a stick -- fluffy
Posted by Michael ® , Sep 08,2003,10:48   MetroBlab

guess its easier to plop a wad of dough into a fryer then to let your inner culinary artiste' run free

It's harder to get pizza sauce and cheese to work with funnel cakes.
~m.


intestines on a stick

Re:
intestines on a stick -- Michael
Posted by fluffy ® , Sep 08,2003,11:18   MetroBlab

well thats why they have Wagner paint sprayers and aeresol cheese in a can!

Why a stick?

Re:
intestines on a stick -- fluffy
Posted by martini ® , Sep 08,2003,15:17   MetroBlab

And the other impoderable--Why a duck?

Why a stick?

Re:
Why a stick? -- martini
Posted by jfm ® , Sep 08,2003,15:37   MetroBlab

Vy not?