40 Reasons For Gun Control: 1-10


Posted by Two Bit HAck ® , Sep 07,2003,01:25   MetroBlab

1. Banning guns works, which is why New York, DC, & Chicago cops need guns.

2. Washington DC's low murder rate of 69 per 100,000 is due to strict gun control, and Indianapolis' high murder rate of 9 per 100,000 is due to the lack of gun control.

3. Statistics showing high murder rates justify gun control but statistics showing increasing murder rates after gun control are "just statistics."

4. The Brady Bill and the Assault Weapons Ban, both of which went into effect in 1994 are responsible for the decrease in violent crime rates, which have been declining since 1991.

5. We must get rid of guns because a deranged lunatic may go on a shooting spree at any time and anyone who would own a gun out of fear of such a lunatic is paranoid.

6. The more helpless you are the safer you are from criminals.

7. An intruder will be incapacitated by tear gas or oven spray, but if shot with a .357 Magnum will get angry and kill you.

8. A woman raped and strangled is morally superior to a woman with a smoking gun and a dead rapist at her feet.

9. When confronted by violent criminals, you should "put up no defense -- give them what they want, or run" (Handgun Control Inc. Chairman Pete Shields, Guns Don't Die - People Do, 1981, p.125).

10. The New England Journal of Medicine is filled with expert advice about guns; just like Guns & Ammo has some excellent treatises on heart surgery.


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40 Reasons For Gun Control: 11-22

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40 Reasons For Gun Control: 1-10 -- Two Bit HAck
Posted by Two Bit HAck ® , Sep 07,2003,01:26   MetroBlab

11. One should consult an automotive engineer for safer seatbelts, a civil engineer for a better bridge, a surgeon for internal medicine, a computer programmer for hard drive problems, and Sarah Brady for firearms expertise.

12. The 2nd Amendment, ratified in 1787, refers to the National Guard, which was created 130 years later, in 1917.

13. The National Guard, federally funded, with bases on federal land, using federally-owned weapons, vehicles, buildings and uniforms, punishing trespassers under federal law, is a "state" militia.

14. These phrases: "right of the people peaceably to assemble," "right of the people to be secure in their homes," "enumerations herein of certain rights shall not be construed to disparage others retained by the people," and "The powers not delegated herein are reserved to the states respectively, and to the people" all refer to individuals, but "the right of the people to keep and bear arm" refers to the state.

15. "The Constitution is strong and will never change." But we should ban and seize all guns thereby violating the 2nd, 4th, and 5th Amendments to that Constitution.

16. Rifles and handguns aren't necessary to national defense! Of course, the army has hundreds of thousands of them.

17. Private citizens shouldn't have handguns, because they aren't "military weapons", but private citizens shouldn't have "assault rifles", because they are military weapons.

18. In spite of waiting periods, background checks, finger printing, government forms, etc., guns today are too readily available, which is responsible for recent school shootings. In the 1940's, 1950's and1960's, anyone could buy guns at hardware stores, army surplus stores, gas stations, variety stores, Sears mail order, no waiting, no background check, no fingerprints, no government forms and there were no school shootings.

19. The NRA's attempt to run a "don't touch" campaign about kids handling guns is propaganda, but the anti-gun lobby's attempt to run a "don't touch" campaign is responsible social activity.

20. Guns are so complex that special training is necessary to use them properly, and so simple to use that they make murder easy.

21. A handgun, with up to 4 controls, is far too complex for the typical adult to learn to use, as opposed to an automobile that only has 20.

22. Women are just as intelligent and capable as men but a woman with a gun is "an accident waiting to happen" and gun makers' advertisements aimed at women are "preying on their fears."



40 Reasons For Gun Control: 23-40

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40 Reasons For Gun Control: 11-22 -- Two Bit HAck
Posted by Two Bit HAck ® , Sep 07,2003,01:27   MetroBlab

23. Ordinary people in the presence of guns turn into slaughtering butchers but revert to normal when the weapon is removed.

24. Guns cause violence, which is why there are so many mass killings at gun shows.

25. A majority of the population supports gun control, just like a majority of the population supported owning slaves.

26. Any self-loading small arm can legitimately be considered to be a "weapon of mass destruction" or an "assault weapon."

27. Most people can't be trusted, so we should have laws against guns, which most people will abide by because they can be trusted.

28. The right of Internet pornographers to exist cannot be questioned because it is constitutionally protected by the Bill of Rights, but the use of handguns for self defense is not really protected by the Bill of Rights.

29. Free speech entitles one to own newspapers, transmitters, computers, and typewriters, but self-defense only justifies bare hands.

30. The ACLU is good because it uncompromisingly defends certain parts of the Constitution, and the NRA is bad, because it defends other parts of the Constitution.

31. Charlton Heston, a movie actor as president of the NRA is a cheap lunatic who should be ignored, but Michael Douglas, a movie actor as a representative of Handgun Control, Inc. is an ambassador for peace who is entitled to an audience at the UN arms control summit.

32. Police operate with backup within groups, which is why they need larger capacity pistol magazines than do "civilians" who must face criminals alone and therefore need less ammunition.

33. We should ban "Saturday Night Specials" and other inexpensive guns because it's not fair that poor people have access to guns too.

34. Police officers have some special Jedi-like mastery over hand guns that private citizens can never hope to obtain.

35. Private citizens don't need a gun for self-protection because the police are there to protect them even though the Supreme Court says the police are not responsible for their protection.

36. Citizens don't need to carry a gun for personal protection but police chiefs, who are desk-bound administrators who work in a building filled with cops, need a gun.

37. "Assault weapons" have no purpose other than to kill large numbers of people. The police need assault weapons. You do not.

38. When Microsoft pressures its distributors to give Microsoft preferential promotion, that's bad; but when the Federal government pressures cities to buy guns only from Smith & Wesson, that's good.

39. Trigger locks do not interfere with the ability to use a gun for defensive purposes, which is why you see police officers with one on their duty weapon.

40. Handgun Control, Inc. says they want to "keep guns out of the wrong hands." Guess what? You have the wrong hands.


40 Reasons For Gun Control: 23-40

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40 Reasons For Gun Control: 23-40 -- Two Bit HAck
Posted by hard69rock ® , Sep 09,2003,15:09   MetroBlab

Hey, you forgot that the reason for the bans were to keep criminals from purchasing the weapons. Like they go to Wal-Mart for their weapons instead of importing them.

41 Reasons For Gun Control:41

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40 Reasons For Gun Control: 23-40 -- Two Bit HAck
Posted by Hank IV ® , Sep 07,2003,10:15   MetroBlab

41.Take punks like you out of the gene pool.

--modified at Sun, Sep 07, 2003, 10:15:41


Knives are more Macho than Guns

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40 Reasons For Gun Control: 23-40 -- Two Bit HAck
Posted by OIL_IS_GOD ® , Sep 07,2003,09:59   MetroBlab

If, from your ramblings of redneck, cold plated nickel lore, are a man of courage, then I'd have to say that a knife would be more macho, than a gun, any day of the week.

A man standing 50 feet or more from their target and shooting them from very far off, is much more chicken-shit than a man who would get close enough to use a knife.

I used to like guns. They looked cool, and secret agent-ish. But handguns are made for killing humans (or if you have the balls, hunting wild boar). Sleek and sexy construction.

If hand guns were Pink, and adorned with Flowers, and shaped like something a Clown would carry, then I doubt there would be as many gun owners as there are now. Over 270 million guns for a population of 250 million. Too damned many.

And locally speaking, when I heard that the local chapter of the KKK NRA, protested in front of the Knoxville Police Department, my temper flaired. KPD was melting down handguns that people brought in, in exchange for Kiss rock-n-roll concert tickets. The rub for the NRA was, they were melting down handguns--gorgeous pieces of vintage craftsmanship.

Some of these gun nuts are absolutely sick, yet I admire them for their ability to be lulled to sleep, when they reach down under their beds and stroke the knurls of their nickle plated triggers, and caress their cold slick barrels. Kind of like a child comforted by his stuffed animals.


40 Reasons For Gun Control: 23-40

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40 Reasons For Gun Control: 23-40 -- Two Bit HAck
Posted by jfm ® , Sep 07,2003,05:34   MetroBlab

you know, basically, I'm all good with whoever wants a gun having one. It's only the fucking obesessed weirdos like you who give me pause. But since I don't think you're actually going federal on whatever playground you see next, I think you're probably OK too. It's just that you sound ill, and ill people with deadly weapons do idiot things.

Just, god, can you not fucking talk about it so damn much? Have your gun, feel like a big strong man, whatever, just don't go on and on about it. It's like watching someone jack off in public. Yuck.


40 Reasons For Gun Control: 23-40

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40 Reasons For Gun Control: 23-40 -- Two Bit HAck
Posted by Michael ® , Sep 07,2003,01:30   MetroBlab

Look. Something left a pile of shit here.
~m.


40 Reasons For Gun Control: 23-40

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40 Reasons For Gun Control: 23-40 -- Michael
Posted by Two Bit HAck ® , Sep 07,2003,01:31   MetroBlab

Ah Mikey, don't talk about your posts like that.

OH YEAH?!

Re:
40 Reasons For Gun Control: 23-40 -- Two Bit HAck
Posted by Michael ® , Sep 07,2003,01:47   MetroBlab

IS that all you've got? Because if IT is...you are NOTHING more
than a bored roach

and A flamer

TO me. And I know.


OH YEAH?!

Re:
OH YEAH?! -- Michael
Posted by Two Bit HAck ® , Sep 07,2003,12:04   MetroBlab

Drunk and jacking off looking at the stuffed porpoise again?

Shocking.

Sick, but shocking.


not worth reading this FLAMER, folks

Re:
OH YEAH?! -- Two Bit HAck
Posted by Michael ® , Sep 07,2003,12:37   MetroBlab

(M-A-R-L-I-N...
It's pronounced "marlin.")

There you have it, FOLKS. A flamer. They've been around since I started USING a calculater (when they SHIPPED you the unit).

And flamers are

the lowest.

They DO nothing but insult other posters using DIFFERENT handles.
Just LIKE

A roach.
That is why they are called bored ROACHES. They chase off the femme posters. And they've been doing IT since DOS 1 point TWO (beta version) when I first started computating. THEY don't contribute anyTHING to a message board. If Ian would LOG their home addresses it might stop.

But I doubt that HE ever
will.

AND that is why
I am a lonstanding VICTIMS rights ADVOCATE.

I suggest that if you don't like my posts,
don't

read them.

I HAVE a butane grill. WHAT DO YOU have?




victims rights advocate?

Re:
not worth reading this FLAMER, folks -- Michael
Posted by hard69rock ® , Sep 09,2003,15:14   MetroBlab

There would be no victims rights advocates if there were no victims. The best way to be a victim is to be defenseless. Criminals choose their targets for the ease of the crime. No one is stupid enough to walk into a house to rob it if they KNOW the owners have guns.

victims rights advocate?

Re:
victims rights advocate? -- hard69rock
Posted by Gro��tanz ® , Sep 09,2003,21:45   MetroBlab

No one is stupid enough to walk into a house to rob it if they KNOW the owners have guns.

You don't get out much, do you?


victims rights advocate?

Re:
victims rights advocate? -- hard69rock
Posted by Michael ® , Sep 09,2003,15:53   MetroBlab

You're two drinks behind.
~m.


victims rights advocate?

Re:
victims rights advocate? -- Michael
Posted by Two Bit Hack ® , Sep 09,2003,20:27   MetroBlab

And I'm three drinks ahead.

When are you going to buy me that shot of bourbon you bat swiping asshole?


victims rights advocate?

Re:
victims rights advocate? -- Two Bit Hack
Posted by Michael ® , Sep 10,2003,12:46   MetroBlab

When are you going to buy me that shot of bourbon...

When you're old enough.
~m.


gorgeous nt

Re:
not worth reading this FLAMER, folks -- Michael
Posted by jeffx ® , Sep 08,2003,09:59   MetroBlab



not worth reading this FLAMER, folks

Re:
not worth reading this FLAMER, folks -- Michael
Posted by Gro��tanz ® , Sep 07,2003,13:19   MetroBlab

I HAVE a butane grill. WHAT DO YOU have?

I've got a fuzzbox and I'm gonna use it.



--modified at Sun, Sep 07, 2003, 13:21:24


not worth reading this FLAMER, folks

Re:
not worth reading this FLAMER, folks -- Gro��tanz
Posted by pillbox tales ® , Sep 07,2003,15:42   MetroBlab

Mayhaps the reason you are all getting so unnerved by the 1 to 40 is because one of those thoughts struck you just a little bit.

There are pink guns. My stepdaughter has a small pink handgun.

If carrying guns is such a delicious plate for some of you to digest, while it is food poisoning for the rest, the idea of carrying a gun must contain some amount of sense. It instills fear in most of you for you to react so strongly.


not worth reading this FLAMER, folks

Re:
not worth reading this FLAMER, folks -- pillbox tales
Posted by jfm ® , Sep 07,2003,16:46   MetroBlab

Like I said, the only thing that scares me about guns is the weirdos they attract. Most people I know who own guns are totally responsible and intelligent about the whole thing, and they don't feel a need to constantly talk on and on about the guns they have. Guns don't scare me. Gun nuts do.

not worth reading this FLAMER, folks

Re:
not worth reading this FLAMER, folks -- jfm
Posted by Two Bit HAck ® , Sep 08,2003,04:18   MetroBlab

Yeah, but Jess, you're too limp wristed to even be able to control the soft recoil of a Ruger MkII.

And, real men use charcoal.


not worth reading this FLAMER, folks

Re:
not worth reading this FLAMER, folks -- Two Bit HAck
Posted by jeffx ® , Sep 09,2003,11:43   MetroBlab

"Yeah, but Jess, you're too limp wristed to even be able to control the soft recoil of a Ruger MkII."

for example.