I'm Howard Dean: I've come for your children


Posted by marvin k mooney ® , Aug 29,2003,16:53   MetroBlab

A window into Dean-crafted Vermont, aka Dante's 6th circle of hell...

Vt. program delivers dose of Dr. Dean

"MONTPELIER -- When babies are born here, hospitals usually notify members of the expectant family, share the good news with any inquiring friends -- and contact a specially designated coordinator for the state of Vermont."

****Hello. Zis iz ze Lebensborn Program to inform you zat ve haf anozzer family you muzt harrazz, Heil Reichsf�hrer Dean!"

"If the parents seem to be struggling, the visitor puts them in touch with a state service center."

****'Struggling' to be defined by the highly-trained, State expert(most of whom have never had a child), of course.

"If the situation in the home is dangerous, officials say, the visitor can alert authorities."

"...though they insist that is not the purpose of the program."

****But of COURSE it isn't. You'd NEVER do anything like that. You're the State, after all, and we all know just how you're all dying to help, right down to the last cell of your pure, altruistic and not at all case-funded hearts.

This is Dr. People-Powered's "fondest achievement, his dream," aides say.



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I'm Howard Dean: I've come for your children

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I'm Howard Dean: I've come for your children -- marvin k mooney
Posted by fakt czecker ® , Aug 29,2003,16:57   MetroBlab

So you're a part of the RnG, Scary, Alrich, Pirkle, etc. collective too? Sad. Just when you could almost hope that there really MIGHT be a different view but it's just the same old 'I'll say the stupidest things I can to get attention' routine. Babble on to yourself, you phony.

I'm Howard Dean: I've come for your children

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I'm Howard Dean: I've come for your children -- fakt czecker
Posted by marvin k mooney ® , Aug 29,2003,17:10   MetroBlab

Alas, and here I was expecting verbal attacks on my minscule penis (you know, the usual sterling debate evidenced here when confronted with unpleasant reminders that one's world view is built on bong water).

Can I use that phrase, Marv?

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I'm Howard Dean: I've come for your children -- marvin k mooney
Posted by Brick ® , Aug 29,2003,23:24   MetroBlab

"When one's world view is built on bong water"?
That's good stuff. Cuts to the heart of the source of most liberal ideology.


I'm Howard Dean: I've come for your children

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I'm Howard Dean: I've come for your children -- marvin k mooney
Posted by fakt czecker ® , Aug 29,2003,17:23   MetroBlab

Hey, take it up with the WWF. I frankly haven't spent any time verfiying the size of primate genitalia. Bong Water, was that your band's name? You dashing rock star, you.



I'm Howard Dean: I've come for your children

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I'm Howard Dean: I've come for your children -- fakt czecker
Posted by marvin k mooney ® , Aug 29,2003,17:32   MetroBlab

Which species of genitalia do you spend your time verifying? (I wasnt aware one could specialize. but hey, one goes where the money is, eh?)Please share with us.

No time for the world wildlife fund. or mtv music awards...


I'm Howard Dean: I've come for your children

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I'm Howard Dean: I've come for your children -- marvin k mooney
Posted by fakt czecker ® , Aug 29,2003,17:36   MetroBlab

Which species of genitalia do you spend your time verifying?

I took a leak a minute ago. Does that count?

No time for the world wildlife fund.

You're the one whining about them. Don't want to deal with it? Don't whine. It's pretty simple

or mtv music awards...

EWWWWW!!!


I'm Howard Dean: I've come for your children

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I'm Howard Dean: I've come for your children -- fakt czecker
Posted by Two Bit Hack ® , Aug 29,2003,20:40   MetroBlab

Hey "Czecker," are you going to pick up that punk card Marvin tossed down on you? Or are you going, as usual, stand there and ignore it until my five year old sister kicks the shit out of you again?



I'm Howard Dean: I've come for your children

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I'm Howard Dean: I've come for your children -- Two Bit Hack
Posted by fakt czecker ® , Aug 29,2003,20:50   MetroBlab

And that would be what? Go play "Fake Plastic Trees." Tee hee.

I'm Howard Dean: I've come for your children

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I'm Howard Dean: I've come for your children -- fakt czecker
Posted by Two Bit Hack ® , Aug 30,2003,00:42   MetroBlab

What the fuck are you talking about?

You've had your ass, once again, handed to you and yet you have nothing to say.

Doesn't shock me though. You've always been too afraid to stand up.


I'm Howard Dean: I've come for your children

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I'm Howard Dean: I've come for your children -- Two Bit Hack
Posted by fakt czecker ® , Aug 30,2003,01:04   MetroBlab

What are you talking about? You post just to see if you can still type, right? Why don't you gather up all your personalities and get your story a little more coherent. As it stands, I've absolutely no idea what you're referring to. I know you're just a troll, but if I'm having my ass handed to me, I at least want to catch it... I think. I feel sorry for you, crying out for attention so much and so extremely that it's not even recognizable as communication.

I'm Howard Dean: I've come for your children

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I'm Howard Dean: I've come for your children -- fakt czecker
Posted by Two Bit Hack ® , Aug 30,2003,04:14   MetroBlab

Right, right. We've all heard your claptrap many times before.


Fat, drunk, stupid and paranoid is no way to go through life. You should try to clean up and slim down. Might make you a happier person.


I'm Howard Dean: I've come for your children

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I'm Howard Dean: I've come for your children -- Two Bit Hack
Posted by fakt czecker ® , Aug 30,2003,05:24   MetroBlab

That's my line. You missed a post or something.